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It would appear that the Gray's stools are dark and tarry, as he has not refuted such backed up by verse and personal diatribe against others who lack dark and tarry stools.

I have just received a word of wisdom after planting my seed of faith to the tune of $1000 to get a vial of blessed holy water from the River Jordan and a full hour long CD/DVD on the Rapture and my word of wisdom says "You were a fool to buy that crap -- Pat Robertson gives you pancake miracle mix and Tammy Faye's exhusband survivalist food, and that there Perry Stone some matzoh." Bill Gray ain't got no DVDs or magic food, so I reckon he must have dark and tarry stools.

I've seen the glory of the coming of Perry Stone and the magical matzoh! Woe to you generation of Billvationists! Woe to ye! His stools are light brown and sweet like honey, so he tells us in the special Director's Cut DVD of the latest rehash of his previous DVD.

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