2018 Superbowl

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    Enigmas

    (1) Isn't it weird that in America, our flag and our culture offend so many people, but our benefits don't?

    (2) How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student loans, when illegal aliens are receiving a free education?

    (3) Only in America are legal citizens labeled "racists" and "n a zi s," but illegal aliens are called "Dreamers”.

    (4) Liberals say, "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it's worth it". Well then, if deporting all illegals saves just one life, wouldn't that be worth it?

    (5) I can't quite figure out how you can proudly wave the flag of another country, but consider it punishment to be sent back there.

    6) The Constitution: It doesn't need to be rewritten, it needs to be reread.

    (7) William F. Buckley said: "Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view, and are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view."

    (8) Joseph Sobran said: "'Need' now means wanting someone else's money. 'Greed' means wanting to keep your own. 'Compassion' is when a politician arranges the transfer.

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    “Hi, I’m Oprah. I’m the spokesperson for Weight Watchers but can’t control my weight. I tell you how to run your marriage but I can’t commit to marriage. I tell you how to raise your kids but I don’t have any. I am very spiritual, but don’t go to any church or identify as Christian. Even though I knew about Weinstein and the casting couch, I was silent, but I support the Me too movement. I am racist to the core, but blacks can’t really be racist, so that doesn’t count. I’m black and female, so I check all the boxes. I praised Denmark for their Socialism, though I am a billionaire due to Capitalism, the economic system that allowed a dirt poor child from Mississippi to rise to world renowned fame and wealth. The first time I openly endorsed a presidential candidate it was a black one, Obama. Before a black candidate, I was not political. Vote for me, and I will give you transformational change, the kind you got from Obama.“

" I praised Denmark for their Socialism, though I am a billionaire due to Capitalism, the economic system that allowed a dirt poor child from Mississippi to rise to world renowned fame and wealth"

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Too, you racist cow, I'd wager it was "white" people that made that possible.

direstraits posted:

I won't be watching.  Too bad there isn't a show of the ads, only. OK, the best moves of the cheerleaders, too. 

They do have those shows, Superbowl ads specials, and you can see the cheerleaders on youtube all the time, mostly "bloopers" where, oops, oh, tee hee, their coochies or boobs pop out.

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