Originally Posted by Wild_Irish_Prose:
Originally Posted by Road Puppy:
Somebody toss this guy a rag so he can clean himself up after that....
Dude. That's not usually a 'spectator sport.'
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Dogsoldier has always struck me as a pretty decent poster on here,
Yeh, I got that impression, too-but that post just sounded so self-aggrandizing, I couldn't resist. Nuthin' personal, Dog...Ya left yerself wide open onnat one.
but I admit your comment made me chortle.
You crack me up, Road Puppy.
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@Rollo:
Nobody with a gun has ever had to 'save my ass' because:
A.) I don't usually get my ass in those situations. Common sense and situational awareness typically serve me well.
B.) Any time my ass ever WAS in such a situation, my wits and whatever weapons of opportunity that were available allowed me to prevail or distract the attacker long enough to escape the situation. Basically whether he was armed or not-I made sure that I was just too much trouble. Not everybody with a gun is a badass-in fact, it's usually quite the opposite-which is why they have a gun. and,
C.)Most of you John Wayne wannabes would either freeze or shoot your foot off in a chaotic situation anyways and end up totally useless to me. (NO, I will not carry your sorry shot ass out of there.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QjZY3WiO9s
And finally,
D.) I'm not afraid of everybody and usually easy to get along with. Sure I'm a smartass, but where I'm from we don't shoot each other over cuttin' up.
And no, Rollo, I don't wanna hear any circley-jerk stories.
It doesn't interest me and I don't swing that way.
;p