Contendah, my Friend,
You tell me, "You left off one more kind of "friend," namely the pompous smart-ass know-it-all who insistently calls people his "friends" and then insults them will silly little attempted (but failed) "gotchas" and puerile cartoon clips. Know anyone like THAT?"
My Friend, I did not exclude you on purpose. Just an oversight! Please forgive me.
Bless your little liberal/legaistic heart!
Bill