HAZARDOUS WEATHER OUTLOOK NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HUNTSVILLE AL 511 AM CST SAT FEB 14 2015 ALZ001>010-016-TNZ076-096-097-150000- LAUDERDALE-COLBERT-FRANKLIN AL-LAWRENCE-LIMESTONE-MADISON-MORGAN- MARSHALL-JACKSON-DEKALB-CULLMAN-MOORE-LINCOLN-FRANKLIN TN- 511 AM CST SAT FEB 14 2015 THIS HAZARDOUS WEATHER OUTLOOK IS FOR NORTH ALABAMA AND PORTIONS OF SOUTHERN MIDDLE TENNESSEE. .DAY ONE...TODAY AND TONIGHT... A STRONG ARCTIC COLD FRONT WILL PUSH ACROSS THE REGION THIS EVENING...BRINGING THE POSSIBILITY OF FEW SNOW FLURRIES TO SOUTHERN MIDDLE TENNESSEE. NO SNOWFALL ACCUMULATION IS EXPECTED. BEHIND THIS FRONT LATE TONIGHT...TEMPERATURES WILL DROP FROM THE LOWER 20S INTO THE 10-20 DEGREE RANGE BY SUNDAY MORNING. THIS WILL COMBINE WITH NORTH WINDS OF 10 TO 15 MPH WITH GUSTS TO 25 MPH AND PRODUCE AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF DANGEROUS WIND CHILL VALUES RANGING BETWEEN 5 ABOVE TO 9 BELOW ZERO. .DAYS TWO THROUGH SEVEN...SUNDAY THROUGH FRIDAY... AN AREA OF LOW PRESSURE WILL THEN APPROACH THE REGION FROM THE SOUTHWEST BRINGING LIGHT SNOW BEGINNING SUNDAY NIGHT AND CONTINUING THROUGH MONDAY EVENING. GIVEN VERY COLD TEMPERATURES PRIOR TO THE ONSET OF THE PRECIPITATION...SNOW ACCUMULATIONS OF 2 TO 4 INCHES ARE POSSIBLE FOR MOST OF THE REGION. A FREEZING RAIN AND RAIN MIXTURE IS POSSIBLE MONDAY NIGHT INTO TUESDAY MORNING. ICE ACCUMULATIONS RANGING FROM 0.10 ACROSS THE WESTERN ZONES TO UP TO 0.3 INCHES ACROSS OUR EASTERN ZONES WILL BE POSSIBLE. PRECIPITATION WILL THEN TRANSITION BACK OVER TO LIGHT SNOW DURING THE DAY TUESDAY AND SHOULD REMAIN ALL SNOW TUESDAY NIGHT AND BECOME FLURRIES BY WEDNESDAY MORNING. THERE IS ANOTHER CHANCE FOR A RAIN/SNOW MIXTURE FRIDAY NIGHT INTO SATURDAY BUT CONFIDENCE IS LOW AT THIS TIME. .SPOTTER CALL TO ACTION STATEMENT... ACTIVATION OF STORM SPOTTERS AND EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT PERSONNEL IS NOT ANTICIPATED AT THIS TIME.
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Ha! Apparently I like to live outside the lines.
Dont come sliding to me for milk and bread! You had fair warning!
That's just terrible. I'm sitting in Honolulu in the middle of a 45 mph wind storm, but it's 75 degrees.
I'll trade ya!
Scotch -- check. Cognac -- check. Firewood--check.
Flurries and no accumulation? What are you all panicking about?
Haven't you learned? Don't trust the weatherman? None = some..little = a lot, but most of all, always be prepared to some degree for any type of emergency.
OMG! Brad Travis said we're going to get an inch of snow!!!
The HORROR!! The HORROR!!!
Flurries and no accumulation? What are you all panicking about?
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GIVEN VERY COLD TEMPERATURES PRIOR TO THE ONSET OF THE PRECIPITATION...SNOW ACCUMULATIONS OF 2 TO 4 INCHES ARE POSSIBLE FOR MOST OF THE REGION.
I bet every grocery store and Wal Mart around here is complete madness right now. Glad I did my grocery shopping a few days ago.
We have an update in the forecast, I thought I would post this, The map you see comes from ABC 33/40 And Their Chief Meteorologist James Spann In Birmingham:
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Finally! Some decent snow I can do donuts in! Then it can just go the #### away.
Sure is a pretty day outside today. Do you see the snow in the distance?
Sure is a pretty day outside today. Do you see the snow in the distance?
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No, but neither can I see Russia from my house.
Funny story, Sarah Palin can't see Russia from her house either, and she never claimed such. Tina Fey has said that she is shocked at people repeating that story as truth, when in actuality it is a line Fey spoke in a skit on SNL. But years later there are still nincomp o o ps claiming Palin said it.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.asp
Funny story, Sarah Palin can't see Russia from her house either, and she never claimed such. Tina Fey has said that she is shocked at people repeating that story as truth, when in actuality it is a line Fey spoke in a skit on SNL. But years later there are still nincomp o o ps claiming Palin said it.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.asp
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I will now reply to Best in the manner and tone in which SHE takes offense.
And WHERE did you find ANYTHING I posted that mentioned Sarah Palin??! I never mentioned that person, as any idiot should be able to see.
As any idiot should be able to see, I never said you mentioned Sarah Palin. I said, ' funny story', as in your reference to not seeing Russia from your house reminded me of a funny story. Everything you post is just a joke (not the funny kind either) anyway.
Funny story, Sarah Palin can't see Russia from her house either, and she never claimed such. Tina Fey has said that she is shocked at people repeating that story as truth, when in actuality it is a line Fey spoke in a skit on SNL. But years later there are still nincomp o o ps claiming Palin said it.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.asp
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I will now reply to Best in the manner and tone in which SHE takes offense.
And WHERE did you find ANYTHING I posted that mentioned Sarah Palin??! I never mentioned that person, as any idiot should be able to see.
Do you honestly think you can offend me?
Funny story, Sarah Palin can't see Russia from her house either, and she never claimed such. Tina Fey has said that she is shocked at people repeating that story as truth, when in actuality it is a line Fey spoke in a skit on SNL. But years later there are still nincomp o o ps claiming Palin said it.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.asp
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I will now reply to Best in the manner and tone in which SHE takes offense.
And WHERE did you find ANYTHING I posted that mentioned Sarah Palin??! I never mentioned that person, as any idiot should be able to see.
Do you honestly think you can offend me?
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I don't just THINK that; I know it. You get offended more easily than just about anyone I have ever run into. You are the poster girl for getting offended.
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Funny story, Sarah Palin can't see Russia from her house either, and she never claimed such. Tina Fey has said that she is shocked at people repeating that story as truth, when in actuality it is a line Fey spoke in a skit on SNL. But years later there are still nincomp o o ps claiming Palin said it.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.asp
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I will now reply to Best in the manner and tone in which SHE takes offense.
And WHERE did you find ANYTHING I posted that mentioned Sarah Palin??! I never mentioned that person, as any idiot should be able to see.
Do you honestly think you can offend me?
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I don't just THINK that; I know it. You get offended more easily than just about anyone I have ever run into. You are the poster girl for getting offended.
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I don't just THINK that; I know it. You get offended more easily than just about anyone I have ever run into. You are the poster girl for getting offended.
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Offend me? A old bitter man that desperately wants people to think he knows everything, when he actually knows very little to nothing, offend me? Not bloody likely. Maybe you grew up telling women in your family what to do, think, and say, and now you think you can do it to other women. You really need to get over yourself, you have an exaggerated idea of your 'debating' skills and the biggest ego I've seen in a while, but you just aren't 'all that' like you think you are. All you do is get yourself another helping of crow when you think you're 'offending' me. I've seen others' posts to you too, you aren't having any luck 'offending' them either. Maybe it's measles madness .
I don't just THINK that; I know it. You get offended more easily than just about anyone I have ever run into. You are the poster girl for getting offended.
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Offend me? A old bitter man that desperately wants people to think he knows everything, when he actually knows very little to nothing, offend me? Not bloody likely. Maybe you grew up telling women in your family what to do, think, and say, and now you think you can do it to other women. You really need to get over yourself, you have an exaggerated idea of your 'debating' skills and the biggest ego I've seen in a while, but you just aren't 'all that' like you think you are. All you do is get yourself another helping of crow when you think you're 'offending' me. I've seen others' posts to you too, you aren't having any luck 'offending' them either. Maybe it's measles madness .
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And there you go! Getting OFFENDED because you were called out for being easily OFFENDED!
About that "helping of crow," Best--It seems your knee-jerky, bigoted, presumptuous, impetuous and premature assessment of Mr. Patel's assault by the police earned you a double helping of that avian delicacy!
Looks like the weather forecasters missed it once again.
Looks like the weather forecasters missed it once again.
But it does se!
the rain is just starting to freeze on the trees and cars.. i hope we don't have another 'ice storm', but this is exactly how the last one started.
Funny story, Sarah Palin can't see Russia from her house either, and she never claimed such. Tina Fey has said that she is shocked at people repeating that story as truth, when in actuality it is a line Fey spoke in a skit on SNL. But years later there are still nincomp o o ps claiming Palin said it.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.asp
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I will now reply to Best in the manner and tone in which SHE takes offense.
And WHERE did you find ANYTHING I posted that mentioned Sarah Palin??! I never mentioned that person, as any idiot should be able to see.
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OK, so your comment <<<No, but neither can I see Russia from my house>>> was not a reference to Palin.
So explain why the comment.
bud, do you now recognize a 'joke'? that phrase has become a well recognized joke, all over the country.
About that "helping of crow," Best--It seems your knee-jerky, bigoted, presumptuous, impetuous and premature assessment of Mr. Patel's assault by the police earned you a double helping of that avian delicacy!
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Just what was my "assessment" of patel's so called "assault"? I said "not bloody likely" it had to do with his race. I stand by that statement. Most of the media is giving up on trying to make it so. So where is your proof it had anything to do with his race? Gee, for someone that fancies himself such a genius you sure have a problem comprehending what you read. Oh, and I still call you know what on that 'not speaking english' claim.
bud, do you now recognize a 'joke'? that phrase has become a well recognized joke, all over the country.
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Yes, Crash. We all get the joke.
Now tell me who the joke is attributed to.
Here ya go contendah, not that you will comprehend it any better. What I posted:
Madison police attacking a man because he is a foreigner? What? LOL, not bloody likely. You can't go anywhere, especially the convenience stores, without seeing foreign owners and workers, not to mention all the other businesses they own, and they live in all neighborhoods, but yes, mainly the affluent ones. The ones the cops cater to. Wonder how many times patel has called them to come check out a suspicious person around his neighborhood or fancy house. It was most likely grandpa's behavior, not his race, that bothered the caller.
And there you go! Getting OFFENDED because you were called out for being easily OFFENDED!
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Oh the drama! The exclamation marks and the caps! Sorry Charlie, you still lose. The uppity woman just served you another helping of crow. Enjoy.
bud, do you now recognize a 'joke'? that phrase has become a well recognized joke, all over the country.
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Yes, Crash. We all get the joke.
Now tell me who the joke is attributed to.
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well, tina fey did this skit on SNL... back when palin was actually running for office. because of all the crazy things palin actually says, it took off like a rocket... it became a running joke all over the country and is still in use, today.
bud, do you now recognize a 'joke'? that phrase has become a well recognized joke, all over the country.
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Yes, Crash. We all get the joke.
Now tell me who the joke is attributed to.
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well, tina fey did this skit on SNL... back when palin was actually running for office. because of all the crazy things palin actually says, it took off like a rocket... it became a running joke all over the country and is still in use, today.
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Spot on. Just as I recall it as well. Just as Best does as well. Tina did a hell of impression of Palin. Did you see the skit they did together. Uncanny!
However, some folks just don't get it
<<<And WHERE did you find ANYTHING I posted that mentioned Sarah Palin??! I never mentioned that person, as any idiot should be able to see.>>>
So after reflecting on "bud, do you now recognize a 'joke'? that phrase has become a well recognized joke, all over the country." I now realize you were referring to the "joke" on this forum but I didn't realize he was that widely known outside the Florence area.
Have a good un, Crash.
bud.. people say 'have a coke and a smile', all the time... i don't think they're referencing bill cosby. do you?
it's cold outside. wrap up, bud.
As to the cold weather, today wasn't too bad. However, with the wet roads and temperature dropping to about 20 degrees tonight, I suggest everyone be careful tomorrow morning. It'll be slicker than a tent revival preacher.
Meanwhile, a certain retiree will be enjoying his second mug of coffee (laced) while the slipping and sliding goes on.
bud.. people say 'have a coke and a smile', all the time... i don't think they're referencing bill cosby. do you?
it's cold outside. wrap up, bud.
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LOL.
Will do.
As to the cold weather, today wasn't too bad. However, with the wet roads and temperature dropping to about 20 degrees tonight, I suggest everyone be careful tomorrow morning. It'll be slicker than a tent revival preacher.
Meanwhile, a certain retiree will be enjoying his second mug of coffee (laced) while the slipping and sliding goes on.
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And by a warm, hickory fire.
Cheers
It'll be slicker than a tent revival preacher.
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It'll be slicker than a tent revival preacher.
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I'm old enough to remember those guys. And, the cardboard fans with a religious scene on one side and a funeral home ad on the other.