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...being a Friday night and all, why not shake things up?  Instead of getting snockered and drunk-dialing your ex, just  drunk dial Congress.

 

As Week 2 of the government shutdown continues, new websites have begun popping up to give furloughed workers and frustrated Americans alike an outlet to express their anger.

 

Especially after they’ve knocked back a couple.

 

Drunkdialcongress.org connects the disgruntled to the House of Representatives. You can enter your phone number into the website and an inebriated voice from a 1-800 number will call you back and ask, “Is this government shutdown making you want to drink?” before transferring to Capitol Hill so that you can “tell them what’s on your mind and tell them to get back to work.”

 

The site, created by the liberal mobile ad firm, Revolution Messaging, offers talking points like “I can’t watch the panda!” or “Why don’t you make yourself useful and at least mow the lawn?”

 

For those who need help selecting their form of liquid courage, there are also recipes for drinks like “the bad representative” (three parts liquor, one part lemon juice).

 

Need something stronger? There’s “the sleepy senator” for those with absinthe lying around....

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Originally Posted by Roland Pfalz:

Oops! 

Sorry...

I think I missed the number to call Obama...

Could you please specify WHICH Golf Course/Club he's at tonight???

As for Reid?

"Blood bank" phone numbers would be helpful...

As THIS blood sucking Leech is bound to be at one...or, another...

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Here's the truth on the resident's golf:

 

A constant carping is heard from certain right-wing wackadoodles concerning the President's golf outings.

 

 The President has been in office for about 2089 days.

 

In that time he has golfed 146  times.

 

Do the math:  It comes down to an average of one round of golf every two weeks.

 

You'd just be lucky if you caught him on the links; he ain't there nearly as much as you wackadoodles would have us believe.

Originally Posted by Contendah:
Originally Posted by Roland Pfalz:

Oops! 

Sorry...

I think I missed the number to call Obama...

Could you please specify WHICH Golf Course/Club he's at tonight???

As for Reid?

"Blood bank" phone numbers would be helpful...

As THIS blood sucking Leech is bound to be at one...or, another...

____

 

Here's the truth on the resident's golf:

 

A constant carping is heard from certain right-wing wackadoodles concerning the President's golf outings.

 

 The President has been in office for about 2089 days.

 

In that time he has golfed 146  times.

 

Do the math:  It comes down to an average of one round of golf every two weeks.

 

You'd just be lucky if you caught him on the links; he ain't there nearly as much as you wackadoodles would have us believe.


Yep...Crisis? Play golf.

Problems abroad? Play golf.

Gov'ment shutdown? Play golf...

Golf...golf...golf...

They should call Obama "President...of the USA...UNTIL he actually has to BE President...then, it's GOLF"...guy.

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