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purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines 5 years ago, you would have

$49.00 today

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG 5 years ago, you would
have $33.00 today.

 

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 5
years ago, you would have $0.00 today.

 

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all

the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,

you would have received $214.00

 

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily 
& recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

 

And as a bonus..

A recent study found that the average American
walks about 900 miles a year.

 

Another study found that on average Americans
drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

 

That means that the average American gets
about 41 miles to the gallon!

 

Makes you ****ed proud to be an American!

 

 

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Originally Posted by Jack Flash:

 


purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines 5 years ago, you would have

$49.00 today

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG 5 years ago, you would
have $33.00 today.

 

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 5
years ago, you would have $0.00 today.

 

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all

the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,

you would have received $214.00

 

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily 
& recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

 

And as a bonus..

A recent study found that the average American
walks about 900 miles a year.

 

Another study found that on average Americans
drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

 

That means that the average American gets
about 41 miles to the gallon!

 

Makes you ****ed proud to be an American!

 

+++

 

You ****ed right, Jack.  You ****ed right!

 

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