purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines 5 years ago, you would have
$49.00 today
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG 5 years ago, you would
have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 5
years ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,
you would have received $214.00
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
And as a bonus..
A recent study found that the average American
walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that on average Americans
drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that the average American gets
about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you ****ed proud to be an American!