Lessons I've Learned From My Dog

HOW CUTE!!! Even adults could apply some of these things to their daily life

WOOF!

Another great post to start everyone's morning. Thanks alacharger.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent and sit close by.

Makes me want a puppy. Cute post, alacharger.

Wow, when you are hungry and don't know what you want, eat a pile of dung. When your bored with nothing else to do lick your privates. If it looks good hump it. I can dig it dude!

ROFLMAO, Yo Brotha.

I found this and couldn't resist.....(WARNING: very gross)

Things I have learned from my dog, Pongo:

1.Chewing open unripe walnuts turns your vomit bright yellow.
2.Eating turds makes your vomit really stink.
3.Eating turds and unripe walnuts turns your vomit brownish yellow, and makes it really stink, too.
4.Vomiting unripe walnuts and turds on the carpet makes your owners throw you out. They scream, throw open all the windows in 100 degree heat, and do something they call, "decontamination."
5.Once you vomit unripe walnuts and turds on the carpet, your owners never forget. Forever after, every time they hear you hork, they scream and give you the bum's rush out the back door.
5.Your owners appreciate unripe walnut turd vomit on the back deck only marginally more than unripe walnut turd vomit on the carpet in the house.

Pongo has no idea where we would really like him to vomit unripe walnuts and turds. We are working on this.

Gotta go. Time to pick up unripe walnuts and turds from the back yard. We are going out to dinner, and we don't want Pongo to be nauseous when we come back.

Thank you for your insight, "Yo Brotha from anotha Motha" and "johnt". You submission to what was meant as a light hearted post, intended to cheer people up was very telling of your true characters, and what gutter your mind travels in.

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intended to cheer people

Actually I blew coffee on my screen I was so cheered up when I read there replies.

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Originally posted by Yo Brotha from anotha Motha:
Wow, when you are hungry and don't know what you want, eat a pile of dung. When your bored with nothing else to do lick your privates. If it looks good hump it. I can dig it dude!

Never poop in your own yard.

Teggere, you would rather NOT poop in your yard than eat the dung? LOL!

Well... Looks like everyone on this forum is NORMAL

Reminds me of a bad joke. The punch line goes, "That dog would bite you".

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Originally posted by Teggere:

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Originally posted by Yo Brotha from anotha Motha:
Wow, when you are hungry and don't know what you want, eat a pile of dung. When your bored with nothing else to do lick your privates. If it looks good hump it. I can dig it dude!

Never poop in your own yard.

I have a rear flush torlet, my dog poops next door. What more could I want.

nice post thanks rider

Meant to thank Charger, very nice, made me smile

Alacharger, as I type this in my living room this morning I look around me and see four very old dogs sleeping, some on chairs two on the couch. They have been "out" twice this cold morning, once at 4:30 and again just recently. They have been beside me for many yers now, even during and after the death of my wife from cancer. Your post brought tears to my eyes. Thank you. They will begin to leave me soon,I shall miss them terribly.

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Originally posted by flatulentinFl:
Alacharger, as I type this in my living room this morning I look around me and see four very old dogs sleeping, some on chairs two on the couch. They have been "out" twice this cold morning, once at 4:30 and again just recently. They have been beside me for many yers now, even during and after the death of my wife from cancer. Your post brought tears to my eyes. Thank you. They will begin to leave me soon,I shall miss them terribly.

I'm glad you enjoyed it. I have two that are never more than a few feet from me or my wife if we're home, and another in the yard that lives only for us to show him some attention (which I take time to do several times a day).

I had decided to hold off posting any more like this. The vulgar and insensitive replies to it disgusted me. It was meant as something to bring warmth to a reader, but got turned into a dirty joke.

But, I'm going to reconsider. If you enjoyed it, then I'm sure others did also. No sense letting the crass and filthy minded dictate my posts.

I read your other post also, it did make me smile.Thank you. Sometimes we have no idea of the happiness or joy a kind or humerous word can bring. You seem like a nice, caring person don't let others change that. Iam sure they were just trying to be funny and it came out wrong. Thanks again.