For those expecting something nice from Santa but are disappointed this may be the reason for your gift from down the chimney. And you know who you are.
Attachments
Images (1)
Original Post
Replies sorted oldest to newest
What if there's no Chimney? 
Originally Posted by semiannualchick:
What if there's no Chimney?
Then he ****s on your car. 
Santa's really not that tacky. If, you've been really naughty, he just lines up the reindeer for a pit stop.
Originally Posted by semiannualchick:
What if there's no Chimney?
+++
What if there's a fire in the fireplace?
Guess no one saw 'The Santa Claus'. It explained it all.
Originally Posted by Bestworking:
Guess no one saw 'The Santa Claus'. It explained it all.
You got me. I've never seen it.
Originally Posted by Seven:
Originally Posted by Bestworking:
Guess no one saw 'The Santa Claus'. It explained it all.
You got me. I've never seen it.
Watch it and all questions will be answered. There's a SC 2, and pretty sure a SC3. Santa Claus 2 is coming on today. Not sure which channel, I just remember it being advertised.
naughty... definitely naughty! 
Originally Posted by Crash.Override:
naughty... definitely naughty!
It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!