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billie said

What would that mean?  Who was Noah, and why is the amazing account of his life so relevant to you in the 21st century?  Don't be caught unaware. Time may be very short.  Will you be ready?

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Don't let the idiot fool you, Its a Russell Crowe movie and it's not very

accurate. Where it belongs is in the entertainment or miscellaneous forums.

The movie doesn't have anything to do with end times. It's a flood, a magical

flood with special effects  brought to you by Hogswart

 

Let me repeat that........

special effects  brought to you by Hogswart Emma Watson.

 

It's just another BS movie.

 

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The flood was caused by Global Warming. Any idiot knows that and another one is coming due to the melting ice caps. As George Carlin once said "God really warns us that our time has come, but only by a few seconds. He says something like "Get your **** together cause you are about to die" so the five seconds I have left I will say 2+2 equals 5 or may God strike me dead!

I want to see the version that explains how they got two of every animal on the ark, how they got the food for them on there, how they fed them after the flood, how they ate after the flood, why people worship a god that killed every living thing on land except what was on the ark, well, you know, all the things that couldn't have happened. The main question, why would anyone worship such a god? Someone suggested that since it's fantasy, in his opinion they could have eaten at fast food restaurants until their crops came in and the animals multiplied to the point they could start eating them, and the animals could start eating each other again. Makes as much sense as the fairy tale in the bible.

quote:  Originally Posted by Bestworking:

I want to see the version that explains how they got two of every animal on the ark, how they got the food for them on there, how they fed them after the flood, how they ate after the flood, why people worship a god that killed every living thing on land except what was on the ark, well, you know, all the things that couldn't have happened. The main question, why would anyone worship such a god? Someone suggested that since it's fantasy, in his opinion they could have eaten at fast food restaurants until their crops came in and the animals multiplied to the point they could start eating them, and the animals could start eating each other again. Makes as much sense as the fairy tale in the bible.

Hi Jennifer Best,

 

If you will watch the video, I believe you will find that it answers ALL the questions you ask in your post.   That is, if you really want answers.

 

Noah Movie HD: Noah—And the Last Days 
Published on Mar 25, 2014
http://www.noahthemovie.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7bPCYizcFM

 

If you are just asking to be ornery -- no one can answer that.

 

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

 

Bill

Last edited by Bill Gray
Originally Posted by Bulldog63:

I think a lot of people need to go back and read the bible to find out how many of each species was taken on the arc. You may be surprised at the answer. Won many a bar bet on that question.

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 I know how many some say were supposed to go on, 2 of some and more of others. I also know some people claim dinosaurs were on board. Yes, it would be interesting to see just how old noah pulled it off, but, since god was supposed to be so powerful, why he didn't just "smite" the ones bugging him? I would say, oh well, makes for a great story, but it's to silly to even say that.

 

 

Last edited by Bestworking
quote:  Originally Posted by semiannualchick:

And instead of putting all those animal's on that boat & poor ole Noah having to feed them everyday,   why didn't God just make them like he did the very first ones once the boat got to where He wanted it to be?

Chick, my Friend,

 

If you would stop being stubborn and become a Christian believer -- when you get to heaven you can ask God that question.   Otherwise, you will go for eternity and never know.

 

I would think female curiosity would drive you to want an answer.  And, I know you want to tell God how wrong He was to cause the flood -- so, join His family and get an answer -- one day.

 

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

 

Bill

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Last edited by Bill Gray
Originally Posted by semiannualchick:

And instead of putting all those animal's on that boat & poor ole Noah having to feed them everyday, why didn't God just make them like he did the very first ones once the boat got to where He wanted it to be?

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Or, just not kill everything to start with. I guess just "smiting" only the sinners was too easy. 

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