When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts, one is the art of peeing standing up... Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!Look, it will make my life substantially easier. Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.
Then God gave Adam the gift & he began to shout for joy. He ran through the garden of Eden & used it to wet all the trees & bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand ... he would not stop showing off. God & Eve watched the man crazy with happiness & Eve asked God: What is the other gift? God answered: A brain ... and it is for you...!
This, my dear sweet men, is why you should listen when your wife speaks.