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The key to protecting this nation from terrorist attacks has been the singing of "God Bless America" at professional sports games, according to that redoubtable sage and analyst, Bryan Fischer, of the American Family Association.

So, as you rest secure in your bed tonight, breathe a prayer of thanks for the Cubs, the Cardinals, the Yankees, the Braves, the Nets, the Cavaliers, the Hawks, the Lakers, the Falcons, the Packers, the Chargers, and the Bills! Who needs a Department of Homeland Security? As Fischer "explains":

"When we sing this song, we are not just singing - we are praying. We are joining heart and voice together to ask God to bless America, to 'stand beside her and guide her through the night with a light from above.'"

"Remarkably, we have established the practice of converting every major league stadium, every NFL stadium, and every NBA arena into a temporary cathedral in which hundreds of thousands of Americans every week pray to God and ask him to watch over this land."

"If you want to know why America has been kept safe since 9/11, I believe we have professional baseball, football, and basketball owners to thank for giving Americans the opportunity to engage in consistent corporate intercession for the safety of this nation."

Fischer actually believes this stuff!!! Astonishing!! Read more of this inane drivel at:

http://action.afa.net/Blogs/Bl...t.aspx?id=2147498275
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