it was Christmas Day, me and my Wife drove down to my Son's to see what the Kids got for Christmas, We got to his house and there was a Field behind his House, I noticed an old Dog coming across the Field it looked like Pluto in the Comic Strip, I told her to wait about getting out of the Car until the Dog got by, it was smelling of everything as He went.
there was an Electric Fence going along there and it had iron Posts, so he lifted the Leg on that Post and he literally screamed Yooooooooo and started turning in circles snapping continually trying to find somebody to bite, well I just fell over laughing and my wife said "what's the matter with you"? I said "You didn't see that Dog Pee on that Electric Fence?" She said no, well the Dog came by that Car wide open Squalling every Breath and that was the smartest thing we had done in awhile by staying in that car , because he would have ate us up.
Funny story though.