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So I emailed the group of rapturists who planned on taking a trip to see God today… told them that they must feel pretty dumb.

 

I asked them, who is the bigger fool, the one who though this up, or the ones who followed?

 

The so called rapture… what the heck is this?

 

I say that the rapture is nothing but the wet dreams of lazy men and women, who, rather than lifting a finger to change the world, want God to do it all for them.

 

“OK,” they say… “Since I am so ineffectual as a religionist, and since these here evolutionists seem to have the upper hand, I guess that God will have to show up and wipe these smart-aleck so and so’s out.  That’ll learn em!”

 

Pathetic.

 

Change the world by changing your self.  

 

God is definitely not gonna do it for you.

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Originally Posted by alwilliams767:

So I emailed the group of rapturists who planned on taking a trip to see God today… told them that they must feel pretty dumb.

 

I asked them, who is the bigger fool, the one who though this up, or the ones who followed?

 

The so called rapture… what the heck is this?

 

I say that the rapture is nothing but the wet dreams of lazy men and women, who, rather than lifting a finger to change the world, want God to do it all for them.

 

“OK,” they say… “Since I am so ineffectual as a religionist, and since these here evolutionists seem to have the upper hand, I guess that God will have to show up and wipe these smart-aleck so and so’s out.  That’ll learn em!”

 

Pathetic.

 

Change the world by changing your self.  

 

God is definitely not gonna do it for you.

 

 

 

Like anyone gives a shyt...Al.

Last edited by Blind Melon Chit'lin

Hi all,

 

And, there, within the ramblings of Al Williams we have the Gospel of Shirley Maclaine -- supplemented by the "Universalism" teachings of L. Ray Smith, super Unitarian Universalist follower, and documented in Al's New Age Urantia Book bible.  

 

Yes, sir, this kind of New Age malarky sure is an improvement over God and His Bible -- right, Al?

 

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

 

Bill

quote:
Originally Posted by alwilliams767:

Careful Bill.. your bigotry is showing!

Wrong, my Friend,

 

It is NOT bigotry to expose a cult teacher and New Age false religions.  If any of what I wrote in that post were false; then you might be able to call it bigotry.  But, since it is all TRUE, we can only label it as exposing false religion and cult teaching. 

 

Now, any time you want to discuss true Christianity instead of New Age and cult religions -- I am your man. 

 

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

 

Bill

Originally Posted by Bill Gray:
Now, any time you want to discuss true Christianity instead of New Age and cult religions -- I am your man. 

 Bill

With your bigotry & non-compassionate attitude, you would not be the man to discuss true Christianity with. If there is such a thing as TRUE Christianity, you don't know the meaning of it.

You may fool some people, but not all.

Originally Posted by alwilliams767:

So I emailed the group of rapturists who planned on taking a trip to see God today… told them that they must feel pretty dumb.

I asked them, who is the bigger fool, the one who though this up, or the ones who followed?

 

So what was their answer to your email?

I would say the bigger fool is the ones who followed. The old man that thought it up is 72 million richer today.

Originally Posted by semiannualchick:
Originally Posted by alwilliams767:

So I emailed the group of rapturists who planned on taking a trip to see God today… told them that they must feel pretty dumb.

I asked them, who is the bigger fool, the one who though this up, or the ones who followed?

 

So what was their answer to your email?

I would say the bigger fool is the ones who followed. The old man that thought it up is 72 million richer today.

On the surface, that may seem to be true. But in the long run, in the eyes of God, the followers are guilty of being gullable, and perhaps of not trusting in the Gospel. But the guy who thought this up is guilty of taking the Lord's name in vain - using God's name to enrich himself. That is a much worse sin.

Amaziingly enough, I did not get a reply (smirk).

Bill:

Thank you for being a source of innocent merriment.  If you were any more bigoted and intolertant you would be, well, you'd be you i guess.

 

Your vauge references to Shirley Mclain are wrong, but talking to you about such things is like talking to a slug.

 

No wait, slugs are not intolerant bigots.

 

 

Hi Al,

 

Well, let me see.  Shirley Maclaine and Oprah are the current most visible leaders of the New Age Movement; YOU are most certainly NEW AGE with your New Age Urantia Book bible.   So, I guess, as the old saying goes -- "If the shoe fits, wear it!"     And, boy, does Shirley and Oprah's shoe ever fit YOU!

 

And, if calling an orange -- an orange -- makes me a bigot; I guess I had better look for source of your meaning on that word.

 

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

 

Bill

Originally Posted by alwilliams767:

Amaziingly enough, I did not get a reply (smirk).

Bill:

Thank you for being a source of innocent merriment.  If you were any more bigoted and intolertant you would be, well, you'd be you i guess.

 

Your vauge references to Shirley Mclain are wrong, but talking to you about such things is like talking to a slug.

 

No wait, slugs are not intolerant bigots.

 

 

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Al...Did you ever think of the lumber in your eye while you talk about other people's

intolertance and bigoty?

I think maybe we all can from time to time.

 

.

quote:
  Originally Posted by alwilliams767:

These people are beyond stupid.  And the rest of the rapturists are not far behind.

Exibit A:  Bill

Gee, Al,

 

Thank you!!  For if a person such as you, who follows two CULT religions -- the New Age Urantia Book religion and the cult Universalism religion -- were to agree with me; I would have to wonder what I am doing wrong.

 

No one can share the Gospel of Jesus Christ -- and, at the same time, be in agreement with cult followers.  So, my Friend, thank you for this vote of confidence -- for when a cult follower slams me, I KNOW I am sharing the Gospel well.

 

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

 

Bill

Sadly Bill, you do not share the Gospel.  You share bigotry, hatred and stupidity, all in the name of Jesus Christ. 

If you shared the Gospel then even your fellow Christains could carry on a rational dialogue with you, not to mention all the others here who grace this forum.

God may love you Bill, and the Son may forgive your many sins, but I suspect that to all of the lower celestial intelligences and to most of us who come here, you are an abomination against all that is true, beautiul and good about religion.

Your hatred ot the true Gospel of Jesus, the fathehood of God and the Brotherhood of mankind shows thru in your posts.  You are a modern day Pharasee, and you show  the same fear and loathing of the true Gospel as did your spiritual forefathers when they nailed the Son of Man to the cross.

You see yourself as a warrior of God, but you are a fool, and I pity you... I truely do.

 

I love Jesus with all my heart, but I despise your foul interpretation of the love and brotherhood of his Gospel.  You besmirch the very name of Jesus with your evil attitude of false superiority, your cunning attempts to put yourself above all others.

 

You should be ashamed of yourself, but you are too foolish to see the fool you have become.

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