tiger woods

Man....
Now! #12 has sprung out from underneath the WOOD work...TIGERRRRRRRR! must have took to heart that they are cheaper by the dozen...

Now! that #1 Sweetie who is revealing everything except his squeal, must have that G String WEDGED real tight. I bet ya she has wore out two bottles of fingernail polish trying to dislodge it cause that is the action of one scorn woman...
Am not sure whose madder, her or his wife...

(SIG), I do feel for TIGERRRRRRRRR tho, cause he definitely is not going to be looking so spivey at least in the near future. What with, having no one to personally blow the dust off of his bag or polish his club.

D...and he was looking so striking on those courses...NOW! I know the secret, and I thought it was those freshly starched, pressed pants and shirt...

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Originally posted by Larry Tate:
tonight's "Cheata Woods" joke......

you know why Santa is better than Tiger?

Santa stopped at three.

So, I didn't get this the first time I read it, but later heard it a bit differently. So on the off chance that there are others out there as dense as I am, here's the way I heard it the second time -

How are Santa Claus and Tiger Woods different?

Santa stops after three Ho's.

Just saw DRUDGE REPORT HEADLINES...

"WOODS DOCTOR BEING PROBED"

Christ doesn't this guy cull anything????

The doctor was entering the US from Canada with illegal performance enhancing drugs.

"What Kind of 'PERFORMANCE ENHANCING' Drugs...

No wonder it was TIGERRRRRRRRRR'S doctor

First of all let me say I think Tiger is a complete moron and gets whatever nastiness that comes his way because of this. Having said that, the only reason this is a big deal is because he is a role model. The only reason he is a role model is because he is one of the best ever at his sport and has made an obscene amount of money doing it. Have you ever seen a celebrity that came out at the beginning of their career and said "Hey Im a dog in my personal life so dont look to me as a role model"? Doesnt happen. BTW, every parent is a role model to their child, so any parent who cheats is just as sorry as Tiger.

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Originally posted by Ronnie P.:
Last week I was saying people should leave him alone but now after the 6th and possible 7th woman has come out - I've pretty much concluded he is a creep.

So it's ok for a man to have one mistress but not more than one?

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Originally posted by ferrellj:
http://entertainment.blogs.fox...-rist-jamie-jungers/

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A woman was taken from Tiger Woods' Florida mansion early Tuesday to a hospital by ambulance after a rescue call was made, officials say.

Does anyone remember OJ? I heard this morning Tiger is changing his name from Tiger Woods to Rabbit Woods. He has gone from hero to zero. He is now at 7 under and rumored to be at 10 under and my guess is that there will be more.

'Thumper' lol

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Originally posted by trader:
Give him good food, something to play with for a few minutes, something that makes a loud noise, and a cold beer.

Ok, I get the good food, something to play with, & a cold beer......what's the loud noise?

Breaking news. Houston elects the first openly lesbian mayor. This is the first woman in the news in over a week that hasn't slept with Tiger.

Just read he hit on Jessica Simpson, but she said no. Who knew she had a brain?

I just his wife is searching for a divorce attorney. The article said she was in no hurry, she wants all the dirty laundry out before she signs anything. He's screwed.

I was just put in doghouse for my Jessica Simpson remark. And just read that mistress 14 says she had 6 yr old daughter with Woods. No wonder the guy needed to make so much money.

Headlines...

NYC EXPECTING 10 INCHES

Yea!!!!So! What! So was TIGERRRRRRR'S Girlfriends..that is old news...

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Originally posted by trader:
Headlines...

NYC EXPECTING 10 INCHES

Yea!!!!So! What! So was TIGERRRRRRR'S Girlfriends..that is old news...

OMG! Trader - you are soooo bad!

Rumor has it, Momma Obama will NOT let BO play with Tiger any more...

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Originally posted by lynnblount:

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Originally posted by ferrellj:
http://entertainment.blogs.fox...-rist-jamie-jungers/

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A woman was taken from Tiger Woods' Florida mansion early Tuesday to a hospital by ambulance after a rescue call was made, officials say.

Does anyone remember OJ? I heard this morning Tiger is changing his name from Tiger Woods to Rabbit Woods. He has gone from hero to zero. He is now at 7 under and rumored to be at 10 under and my guess is that there will be more.

'Thumper' lol

10 under?? The latest reports I have read put him at about 15 OVER and still counting!

I was with him. We have a child together. Still waiting on my check.

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Originally posted by HappyMan:
I was with him. We have a child together. Still waiting on my check.

Now, I'm gonna be looking for that on the news!!!
If you need an attorney, I hear Lawguy is pretty good - although he might be too tied up with the dead horse case presently.

I’m expecting for the authorities to charge Tiger’s wife with a hate crime.

Breaking News: While Tiger was supposed to be in seclusion, concentrating on being a better father and husband, he was caught on video sneaking to meet girl friend #1 R.U.

A man cannot live on food alone...