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Originally posted by yankeewitch:
I sleep very well knowing that I am well armed and remembering the 911 terrorists were somebodies neighbor up the street. I will think well of muslims when they turn Bin Laden over and stop hiding him.Maybe muslim is not the word I should be using.How about all middle easterners, instead?
How about a narrower noun, Jihadist, or, pick one of these instead of all:
http://www.religionfacts.com/islam/sects.htm Non sectarian website, Just the Facts Mam, and not biased in any way.
I would have said that All Terrorists are Sufistic Musilms I did in fact, in the face of a Muslim. He set me straight, without even raising his voice.
It seems very strange to me that others do not do what I do. I have heard, from time to time, from various people, including you yankeewitch, and even a couple of Ranking Christians, that Islam is the problem we have to stamp out.
I like to be helpful, must be the Cub Scout in me. So I thought, I shall stamp out Muslims. As soon as I find one. And like any good hunter, I went hunting. Using the greatest library known to history, perhaps the greatest library in the universe, certainly the greatest library in the Known Universe, I ascertained where Muslims coult be found, This was on September 13th, 2001. I remember the day because two mornings earlier the World Trade Center collapsed, and the officials were saying that it was Evil Muslim Radicals who had done it.
One of the first things I found out was that there were a lot more Muslims than Christians, and thought if those Christian people are going to stamp out all Muslims they are going to reduce the population of earth by 20% and they are going to have a big job. If they can stamp out two muslims each, without being stamped out their own selves in the process, they might get the job done.
My research showed me that inside the United States well over a Million Muslims had been peacefully practicing their religous beliefs for some time. I BEGAN DOUBTING THAT MUSLIMS NEEDED TO BE STAMPED OUT. Why HEAVENS TO BETSY (OR MERGATROID IF YOU WANNA BE "COOL") they had been living among us peacefully for years. I even knew one myself, and found him to be a kind, generous family man. He drove a Gasoline Truck. I even found out that the MAJORITY of African Slaves imported into the USA were Muslims when they arrived. Oh I know, they got Christianized.
That made me wonder how people who did not make music, or dance together managed to create Spirituals, and MY FAVORITE, JAZZ.
This research was really weakening my resolve to stamp out Muslims.
Then, and I must say I am grateful, the boss of all bosses, the Commander in Chief, The DECIDER, came on tee vee and said He would take care of stamping out the Muslims with a Crusade. and, I should go shopping. WELL, with my finances, going shopping was out of the question so, I decided not to follow that order, because walking around in stores dressed in second hand clothes is a good way to get busted for shoplifting or loitering.
I gave up the Idea of stomping Muslim butt, in favor of letting the Decider do it. Then my girl friend Mary's sister's son decided to do the stomping by joining the Navy. I thought that was curious, since the only part the Navy would play in stomping Afghanistan Backside was well sort of difficult, since Afghanistan has no ocean. But he wanted to join up, but he had quit high school when his daddy had shot himself accidentally with an unloaded 12 guage. As I was one of the Smartest boys in the bunch Mary asked me if I could sort of tutor and help her nephew get a GED so as to join the Navy, and I went and did that. He got that GED but last I heard, he was still not in the Navy.
That might be because the Navy found out he had lived and studied with a man who did not think Muslims needed stamping out. But, I doubt it, See he moved to Arkansas to try to get in the Navy. I suspect he took my1899 .44 Cal Smith and Wesson revolver with him, since it has gone missing since he left by the Greyhound.
A while later the Decider told us that we had to get rid of Iraqis. They were Muslims, and they had Weapons of Mass Destruction that could be brought over here to Utumwa, Iowa or some other city, and used to kill us good people. By this time, I was not real interested in Stomping Muslims myself, but if the Commander in Chief wanted to do it, well he was the big boss, and he should be doing what he thought best.
Then, and I can't tell you how ANGRY this made me, we went and did it and found out that the Iraqi government had been telling the truth all along that they did not have any WMD. And worse, our BIG BOSS WAS FIBBING WHEN HE SAID THEY DID, AND KNEW HE WAS FIBBING, He even knew that there was no yellow cake from Nigeria in Iraq. He knew it was not there and said it was anyway, JUST TO GET ME TO GO ALONG WITH STOMPING MUSLIM BACKSIDE. That Lying ^*^%&*$$#^&@#$ was trying to get my friend who might have swiped my six shooter KILLED before I could get my 6 shooter back.
So, now I am on the other side, I WANT TO STOP MY COUNTRY FROM STOMPING ANY MORE MUSLIM BUTT. There is NO good reason for doing it.