One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet,
so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he
replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret
and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and
they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer
is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay
with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,hurriedly set
the other children to work on some exercises and then took little
Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but
I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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