Since God didn't write the Bible, the whole of your post is ridiculous nonsense.
You claim to read the Bible literally and as inerrant. So you must believe that the earth is flat, that OSAS is nonsense, that you should not divorce, and that your hypocrisy pretty much guarantees an eternal life in the hot seat.
You prove my point, that fundamentalists regularly, consciously, and deliberately misrepresent the written word wherever they find it. Contrary of the lies you continually spew about me, I believe in God and the Bible. Neither are irrelevant.
What you can't grasp is that I find your take on the Bible to be heresy, that you and your fundamentalist theology are ridiculous, that you have no credibility, and that it is in fact you who are irrelevant.
I will have no problem "standing face-to-face with Jesus Christ and explain" whatever. How will you explain putting the Bible above God, your divorce, your Jesus Loves Me, But Hates Your Guts theology, your passive-aggressive sign-offs, your hypocrisy and your lies?