Bill, I'm sure you know by now that twisting people's words is Jennifer's forte. But I agree with you, this time she's outdone herself. You make a small joke about April Fool's Day, and she translates that into "you want to hunt people down and kill them"! Now, to me, it sounds like she is either jumping on any post she can to spread her hatefulness and bitterness, or else she needs psychiatric help.
Most likely it's both.