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"I thought I saw you swerve back there".

 

Yup. I caught that one a few weeks ago about a mile from my home with my wife in the car with me.

Sheriff's deputy said I crossed the line "a couple times."

I passed the attitude test-BUT...

I *don't* drive erratically.  I know where the g#dd*#n lines are for f#*#s sakes.

 

He just wanted to see who I was 'cuz I look like I 'haint frum rayound heeyar.' 

After explaining to me that because of my exemplary driving record, he was only going to issue a verbal warning-he told me to 'continue to drive safely.'

 

S'pose it coulda been worse.  Back home they'da ran me into the side of a building and yanked me out the car thru a closed window before determining that it was somebody else they were looking for. (Yeah, that happened once, too in Stamford, CT...Turns out they had the wrong van...)


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