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** news flash! **

"Today, sales of the Naughty Japanese Sex Club Book hit an all-time high, when there was a run on the BAM in the normally sleepy backwater town of Florence, Alabama.

One man was trampled in the melee, but he probably deserved it, as he was observed skulking around at ankle level in the adult book section. He later protested, 'I wasn't looking up dresses! I was trying to read a subtitle!'

The vagabond was roundly pummelled by little old ladies with black patent leather handbags and run out of town at the end of a sharp stick."

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