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Challange for "southern" conservatives

In response to the "challange" from Peter Rielly (Bill O's redneck cousin I guess)
here is one uniquely tailored for the southern, tea party conservative.

1. Everytime you get the urge to watch Glenn Beck, switch to Comedy Central or better yet cut off the television set.

2. When you see someone use food stamps to check out in the grocery store, DON'T make a mental note of the "luxury" food items they are purchasing such as ice cream.

3. When the Salvation Army announces they are signing needy families up for Christmas gifts, DON'T make it a point to drive by the center and see how many newer model vehicles you can count.

4. When you see a homeless person begging by the side of the road, REFRAIN from whispering under your breath the following: Dope head, hopeless drunk, worthless parasite.

5. When you stop at a red light at an intersection and notice a group of black youths walking down the block, DO NOT immediately lock your vehicle doors or in Alabama check under the seat for your revolver.

6. When you are at the emergency room of the local hospital, don't try to guess who the "charity" cases are and then don't make a mental note of whether they have cell phones, jewelry and the type of shoes they are wearing.

7. And when you feel the urge to repeat whatever it is you heard from a lapse period and you DID watch Fixed News, DON'T say a word and instead get online and actually see if what you heard was fact or fiction.


While you are doing all this, if you want to give a donation to a worthy cause here in the United States that doesn't house itself in a multi-million dollar building or have a satellite broadcast or even to a FOREIGN country where there are epidemics and poverty, that would be GRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD IT WOULD BE! Roll Eyes
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