quote:Originally posted by rocky:
In response to the "challange" from Peter Rielly (Bill O's redneck cousin I guess)
here is one uniquely tailored for the southern, tea party conservative.
1. Everytime you get the urge to watch Glenn Beck, switch to Comedy Central or better yet cut off the television set.Everytime you get a brainstorm,flush the **** toilet.
2. When you see someone use food stamps to check out in the grocery store, DON'T make a mental note of the "luxury" food items they are purchasing such as ice cream.
Why, do you think our tax dollars should be spent on nonessential items such as satisfying the sweet tooth of crackheads and methheads?
3. When the Salvation Army announces they are signing needy families up for Christmas gifts, DON'T make it a point to drive by the center and see how many newer model vehicles you can count.
So you think someone with a 2009 Escalade wif twentyfos on that biatch still needs help with Christmas,housing,groceries, and stuff?
4. When you see a homeless person begging by the side of the road, REFRAIN from whispering under your breath the following: Dope head, hopeless drunk, worthless parasite.I promise not to call you that no more; now the library is closing. Please shower before you come back.
5. When you stop at a red light at an intersection and notice a group of black youths walking down the block, DO NOT immediately lock your vehicle doors or in Alabama check under the seat for your revolver.Ok, if the poor "disenfranchised black use will pull their pants up,remove their gang colors, speak english without use of the N word or F word, and stop committing an extremely high percentage of crimes compared to their percentage of the population.
6. When you are at the emergency room of the local hospital, don't try to guess who the "charity" cases are and then don't make a mental note of whether they have cell phones, jewelry and the type of shoes they are wearing.
OK, tell the charity cases to pay their **** bills, get a job and insurance,quit taking up emerceny room space for the sniffles,and please be a legal occupant of this country before expecting us to treat their ass for free.
7. And when you feel the urge to repeat whatever it is you heard from a lapse period and you DID watch Fixed News, DON'T say a word and instead get online and actually see if what you heard was fact or fiction.
From who, Obamatards like you? Ha Ha.
While you are doing all this, if you want to give a donation to a worthy cause here in the United States that doesn't house itself in a multi-million dollar building or have a satellite broadcast or even to a FOREIGN country where there are epidemics and poverty, that would be GRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD IT WOULD BE!
See, what you don't understand-you pitiful excuse for a pile of organic fertilizer is that conservatives:
Donate far more to chatity than libtards.
Are far less likely to judge based soley on skin pigment and more on actions and attitudes than libtards.
Are generally the men that libtards wish they had the stones to be.