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Reply to "City of Florence Speed Trap"

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"am I the only one who thinks its pretty pitiful for the city to have a speed trap set up four days before christmas."


Yes.

Yes, it is pretty.

Yes, it is pitiful.

Therefore, it is lovely and to be pitied.

Take a pretty stranger (or a wayfaring, poor pregnant out-of-town couple) into your home!

It's the holiday season!

Don't do speed.

Don't do crack.

Don't crack the speed.

Don't crack a smile.

(Punctuation and capitalization can be one's friends!)

Overheard: Civil engineer make targets for Mechanical engineers to destroy.

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