Reply to "Flags, Crosses & Circuses... And Apathy!!:"

Tomme73Hall of Famer

thenagel,
There's more to being a Christian than just using God's name.
"Lord, did we not do all this in Your Name?"
"Depart from me, you workers of sin, for I never knew you."

Farmer Brown had never attended a church service his entire 76 years. He decided he was going to give it a shot. Donning his best overalls, he showed up at church the very next Sunday. At the end of the service, the pastor was shaking hands with all who had attended. Farmer Brown had his turn and the pastor said, "I want you to go home and ask Jesus what you need to wear when you come to my church."
"All right, preacher."
The next Sunday found Farmer Brown back at the service in his best overalls again. The pastor was livid as he spoke to Farmer Brown.
"I thought I told you to go home and ask Jesus what you needed to wear when you came to my church!"
"I did, preacher. Jesus said He didn't know because He had never been here before, either."

4/27/1010:04 AM

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