Reply to "How To Talk to a Liberal!!!"

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Originally posted by rocky:

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Originally posted by elinterventor01:

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Originally posted by Jennifer:

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Originally posted by elinterventor01:
I assume when one speaks with liberals, you should speak slowly and eschew use of words with more than three syllables.

To speak with them you have to first get their attention. You do that by starting off with the phrase "there's a new government giveaway program". Then you have their total attention and they're in a good mood. The only drawback is that they usually know of all the giveaway programs, but there are so many new ones cropping up you can find one they missed.

Sounds like the old Army joke on training a mule. First, hit them between the eyes (hard bone there) with a 2X4. That's to get their attention. Then, you start the training.

Isn't it "strange" how some of the "heavy hitters" on the rethugliteacon side here at the circus suddenly "go quiet" when a heavy weight like Mr. Propogandist shows up from TNF???????
If I wanted to be a real jerk, I would start a call out thread calling some of them "Chi*cken S*it" cowards. But I don't START call out threads! Just recognize hypocrisy when I see it.