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Reply to "I would like to introduce you to my faith"

 

Some usual suspects:

1. Unob--he claims total innocence.

2. Deep - it may be a slow day at Madam Ruby's in Pasadena

3. Jimi - maybe he's going for the Cab Calloway look and got his hair gel on too tight. (I doubt it's Jimi; humor in Russellville consists of blowing up outhouses.)

 

The Semi-usual suspects:

1. Ubu-Woobu - He's an outside chance, but if so, the Kitten Fairy will not only be visiting him, she will make sure the little darlings wear orange and blue ribbons.

2. Cage - If he'd concoct Rum Mama, he wouldn't hesitate to do a Muslim.

3. TBG - He does so much better relating his harrowing experiences with hench broads.

 

Outside chances:

1. Michael Rennie - He's taken up residence at Sweetwater and feels lonely with only a werewolf and Bigfoot to talk to.

2. Omar Shariff - He hasn't had a decent acting job in this Century.

3. The entire UNA student body - Classes may have just started back, but they're bored already.

 

 

Just a passing thought...Does anyone really know what Klaatu Barada Nikto really means?

 


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