Bestworking posted:
"Hey Barry, do I look like I have AIDS"?
Berry: I don’t know about your Aids problem, but I can tell you need to lay off the Whiskey & Vodka due to the Rosacea in your Cheeks …Drink White Wine instead.
Berry: Looks like you have a cancer on your lower right nostril..
Berry: More important, I notice you have Herpes on your bottom left side of your Lip!! Who you been sucking on Bill!!!
Bill: No One!!!, but I haven’t been using protected Sex for the past 50 + years.
Berry: It would have been the Smart decision for you to have made in your life time. Looks like it is coming back to haunt you..!
Bill: Well, let you show you. In my wallet, is my 1st Rubber, my mother’s boyfriend gave me when I was 15 yrs. Old.. I never used It!!! Never had too, they would do whatever…..
Bill: See….!!!! Here’s mine, You still got yours?
Berry: Uh No Bill… Let just drop it.. Play Golf.. Hell, that thing looks like a Fried Pie, Bill.... Now Play, your shot.
Bill: I Know, It looks a bit Old and Yellowed out, but I was saving it for Someone Special…Guess I never found her..