Thanks, Skippy, for that history and genealogy of the bizarre origins and the subsequent splitting and splintering of the Latter Day Saints movement into dozens of sub-CULTS. For your information, I am not a "closet" member or any kind of member of any of those heretical factions of Mormonism! For you to speculate otherwise is to demonstrate your near-total lack of contact with reality, which, of course also explains much of the basis for your membership in whatever faction of Mormonism cranks your tractor.