God: Believe in me or else.
Me: I see no evidence
God: I am OMNIPOTENT. You see me everywhere?
Me: Where?
God: THERE
Me: Not seeing it.
God: 2=2=4. See how perfect that is?
Me: Umm, 2+2 would equal 4 if you weren't around
God: Well, you have a point. Ok, look at the eyes of your child and you will see My works!
Me: Umm, that's biology, sir. It would happen without You.
God: Well crap. Allright, read this book I wrote and you will see my works!
Me: I see nothing but human tragedy, rape, torture, intolerance from angry gods and, admittedly, a few paragraphs on your son who tried to undo the damage you did to your kids.
God: Allright, then look at this immense universe of 70 billion galaxies each filled with hundreds of billions of suns! Who but a Master could create such a spectacle!
Me: Umm, we have a pretty good scientific explanation for that and it does not involve you, sir.
God: Well look at ME then! Who do you thinik you are talking to?
Me: This is just a stupid made-up forum post. You were created by me in my head just as Your children did thousands of years before they conceived of a single diety.
God: OK, last try, puny human. Either believe in me or I will toss you in the lake of fire!
Me: Go ahead, Mr.Omnipotency!. Even if you did exist, I'd never get on my knees and worship an evil being like you unless COERCED under force. So have at it. I'm waiting to be coerced.
God: . . . . .
Me: Yeah, that's what I thought.