New Bud Lite commercial

(Cue Bud Light theme music)
Announcer: Bud Light Presents, "Real Men of Genius"

Backup singer: Reaaaaal Men Of Geeenius

Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Fan.

Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Faaaaaan!

Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking.

Backup singer: Why aren't we number one?

Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Tide lose to a grossly inferior opponent.

Backup singer: Should have hired Coach Croooooom!

Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of championships won 20 years before you were born.

Backup singer: Those were the daaaaaays!

Announcer: You will point out that you have more wins than any other program, as though that is relevant to the current season.

Backup singer: Been playing since the 1880s!

Announcer: Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrivals in the regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat yourbowl opponent with striking ease.

Backup singer: We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!

Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses,and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25,you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year.

Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Fan!

Announcer: A. Busch, ST Louis, MO
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