Man you Bummer fans are touch-eeeeee. Where in Brent's original post did he claim he authored that little ditty? Instead of hijacking his post by starting personal attacks why don't you just accept it was the spoofing it is and post a rhetorical comeback.
Btw, my favorite is:
How is a Bam-Bummer fan and a maggot alike?
Both can live off a dead bear for fifty years.