Reply to "Obama's Use of Complete Sentences Stirs Controversy"

SCIENTISTS AGREE: NO EVIDENCE OF INTELLIGENCE IN JJP'S POSTINGS

Scientists the world over are unanimous. "We completely concur," said Dr. Seymour Slime. "There is no evidence of intelligence or objectivity in anything JJP posts. If it were his original work, it would indicate the absolute lack of cognitive skills. However, as he only cuts-and-pastes, only his judgment is in question."

JJP was unavailable for comment, citing the need for time to google an appropriate response to paste onto the posting.

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