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Reply to "Should I Get a Bikini Waxing More Often for the Rapture?"

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Originally posted by Bill Gray:
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Originally posted by intheshoals:
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Originally posted by Disappointed:
and the saved are often depicted as being taken up to heaven in their birthday suits.
What do you folks think?

I've been in church my entire life and been "Born Again" abt 45 years and never heard this one?!?!?!?

Hi Shoals,

If, by chance, Dis does make it -- I am sure he/she will not be Disappointed.

No, Dis, we will all be clothed in the robes of pure righteousness provided only by Jesus Christ. We will have no need for any man-made clothing, eye glasses, false teeth -- or breast implants. It will just be pure white robes of His righteousness. Praise the Lord!

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill


so.. you've just demoted christ to a tailor? dressmaker? retail clerk?

besides.. i thought it was supposed to be 'heaven'?
who needs robes in heaven? in fact, standing around in a dress for eternity isn't exactly what i'd call heaven.

i'm thinking bahamas type beach.. mid 70's by day mid 60's by night and not a stich of clothing to be found.
also, an open bar.

and all the waitresses look like halle berry and nicole scherzinger and jessica alba.

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