Reply to "So, no takers?......"

once upon a time a very long time ago there was this ape who didn't like climbing trees. SO he found himself a nice cozy cave to live in. After a time this female ape who shared his dislike of climbing trees came over and asked if she could move in. The male ape finding her nicer to look at than his hand agreed, so she moved on in. A few years later the cave was overrunning by little apes. The father ape after being nagged by the mother ape, told the older young apes to go find a cave of their own. Many many years pasted by. Then one day a huge strange looking bird flew down from the sky. The cave apes were scared and tried to run away. But the creatures that operated the big bird,from the sky, took no mercy and wiped them out.
Then the creatures that operated the huge bird from the sky, put out a couple of hitchhikers named Adam and a chick named Eve. They were so happy to be on land instead inside of the big bird.
They looked around a while and found some food to eat and also found some grape juice the cave apes had let get to old. But they drank it anyway and found themselves in a frisky mood.
The creatures that operated the big bird from the sky had been watching the hitchikers from afar. After seeing how easy it was to get Eve in such an easy way, They said to themselves

" We should have let those cave apes alone"

Then they decided that since they could be so easly be had, they thought it would be funny to really mess with their mind. So they dropped seeds all over the planet, knowing that the hitchhikers were so dumb they would eat or drink, or smoke almost anything, knowing that Eve liked mushrooms they threw a lot of them close to her.After they came up , sure as they Eve ate all she could hold, then she gave some to Adam for supper. That night the creatures that flew the huge bird from the sky. Came back and really messed with their minds.
The creatures from the big bird had a good laugh and decided to come every few hundred years, just for laughs, and then to only appear in different shape. And really play with the hitchhikers mind with all kind of crap. Since Eve had eated so many of the mushrooms,the children that where concived that night after all those mushrooms and old grapejuice,minds were even more easly messed with. The operators of the hugh bird decided to only come back every thousand years or so.

And that is the rest of the story.

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