Governor Moonbeam said California is at war with the federal government. Perhaps, he should hire a medium to summon the shade of Jefferson Davis. Jeff would probably tell him secession isn't a good idea.
However, I could suggest a couple of names for the place -- New Venezuela and Commifornia come to mind.
Jed Clampett certainly had different ideas from the present lot. He treated women with respect and was supporter of the second amendment.