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Reply to "The Republican Fisherman"

The President of the USA, the President of Microsof and the Secretary General of The UN Are called to a meeting with God.

YOU ARE THE THREE MOST POWERFUL MORTALS God intones, so I am telling you the World will end in 15 days.

The US President says "If you attack the USA we will wipe heave off the face of the Earth."
God says, "Heaven is already off the face of the Earth."

The President of microsoft says, "Thank you, now I won't have to fix Vista"
God says, "You couldn't have fixed it anyway. It is just like XP."

The Secretary General Says, "Finally, I can get some sleep and stop worrying about the poor, the hungry, war and Famine."
God Says "That's what I am looking forward to as well."

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