8 /11 Good Morning Sheeps and Peeps!

Good morning. Where is Basement oh yes, she has changed to Fred G. Sanford now. So transparent. Cheap.

because she enjoys calling people Fish-eyed fools
Aunt Esther would have been more appropriate

Good morning Bumble.

such jealousy is transparent. get over yourself and have some fun. life will get better if you just let the jealousy go. i promise!


this is the good morning thread and i don't see either comment fitting this topic.

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Originally posted by ShoalCreekHousewife:
Good morning. Where is Basement oh yes, she has changed to Fred G. Sanford now. So transparent. Cheap.

Bingo!!! You just told who you are, SWEEEEEEET!!!

Anyway, good morning friends!!!

Good Morning! Friends.

Good Morning!

Good morning, TheBumble, Unclegus, Kindred, Appalachian American, and Firedancer!

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Originally posted by tomfan:
Good morning, TheBumble, Unclegus, Kindred, Appalachian American, and Firedancer!

and tomfan - Hope you all have a great day

Good Morning! I hope everyone has a great day today!!!

hi, ya'll

* in loudest basso profundo voice *

'YESSSSS, MINIONS! IT *IS* ALL ABOUT BASEMENT CAT!'

hey, friends!

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Originally posted by hoss gal:
* in loudest basso profundo voice *

'YESSSSS, MINIONS! IT *IS* ALL ABOUT BASEMENT CAT!'

hey, friends!

***Joins in with HG!!!***

Love it!!!

Morning to all you folks, (even the ones i have ticked off). Bumble, isee that you select a different song every morning; mine is Mack Davis': Oh Lord, It's hard to be humble. Ha-Ha.Just joking, (maybe)?

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Originally posted by ShoalCreekHousewife:
Good morning. Where is Basement oh yes, she has changed to Fred G. Sanford now. So transparent. Cheap.

Reported!

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Originally posted by fantastikitty:
because she enjoys calling people Fish-eyed fools
Aunt Esther would have been more appropriate

Reported

I'm feeling much better,now. Good Morning.

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Originally posted by Kindred:

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Originally posted by ShoalCreekHousewife:
Good morning. Where is Basement oh yes, she has changed to Fred G. Sanford now. So transparent. Cheap.

Bingo!!! You just told who you are, SWEEEEEEET!!!



Anyway, good morning friends!!!

Who won the pool on that one?

Good evening, everyone!

????

Evenin Folks!So what can i talk about tonight..Hmmm..Let`s see..Wait a minute...This hasn`t happened in a while...Hey everybody it`s Basement Cat...Yes..Yes..By the way she is talking to me telepathically....Yes...No I`e never been abducted by aliens..At least I don`t remember being abducted by aliens..Well there was this one time when....No...No...Oh I`ve met him...sure did...we hung out in the everglades once...Well he`s kinda stinky but they don`t call him "The Skunk Ape" for nothin...Wait what was i talking about?

telepathy - the geddon way!!

That`s right folks and you too can learn the mystic art of telepaticanesis by buying my new book"HEY WHAT ARE THESE VOICES INSIDE MY HEAD..OH WAIT I KNOW WHAT IT IS..IT`S SOMEONE SPEAKING TO ME TELEPATICANESISLY..HEY THAT MEANS I`M A TELEPATICALNESIS TOO!....THE GEDDON WAY"Sold at all the finer 5 family yard sales in the Quad cities region(I`m adding Florence to the mix)

it better be a coffee table book, with a title like that.

how about shortening it to something like..... 'bs 101 - the geddon way!'

Dosn`t seem to have the same ring to it

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"The Skunk Ape"

you talkin' about my cousin?

I sure am.In fact he is the inspiration for my new book"HOW SNUFFY THE SKUNK APE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE,LOVE,AND TICK REMOVAL..PLUS HOW TO USE GARLIC(CLOVE KIND NOT POWDER)TO KEEP THE FLEAS OFF AND KEEP YOUR FUR SOFT AND SILKY SMOOTH....THE GEDDON WAY" Sold exclusively at all participating El Gigante De Food Marketos!

yea, he's cool like that!

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Originally posted by geddon97:
I sure am.In fact he is the inspiration for my new book"HOW SNUFFY THE SKUNK APE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE,LOVE,AND TICK REMOVAL..PLUS HOW TO USE GARLIC(CLOVE KIND NOT POWDER)TO KEEP THE FLEAS OFF AND KEEP YOUR FUR SOFT AND SILKY SMOOTH....THE GEDDON WAY" Sold exclusively at all participating El Gigante De Food Marketos!

But wait,.... there's more!!

i just want to know when the instructional video series is coming out...

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Originally posted by geddon97:
....(CLOVE KIND NOT POWDER)....

lol! that cracks me up!!

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Originally posted by OriginalBama:

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Originally posted by geddon97:
I sure am.In fact he is the inspiration for my new book"HOW SNUFFY THE SKUNK APE TAUGHT ME ABOUT LIFE,LOVE,AND TICK REMOVAL..PLUS HOW TO USE GARLIC(CLOVE KIND NOT POWDER)TO KEEP THE FLEAS OFF AND KEEP YOUR FUR SOFT AND SILKY SMOOTH....THE GEDDON WAY" Sold exclusively at all participating El Gigante De Food Marketos!

But wait,.... there's more!!

If you are one of the first 100 callers you will get your very own copy of Slim Whitman singing his soon-to-be-famous ode to lonely women, "I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win"