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Several months ago, prominent doctors from countries around the world were having a weekend long conference down in the Bahamas. Several doctors were having a few drinks together after classes one evening. Being from different countries, the doctors felt the need to brag on how advanced their individual countries were in the medical field. It was a typical good old boy bull crap session. It was relayed to me something like this.

A russian Dr., sipping on vodka on the rocks proudly exclaimed: "In my country, we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking to work in 8 weeks."

A german Dr.,slamming Yagermeister chased with Heiniken proudly boasted:"In my motherland, we can take one lung from a man,put in another, and havim back to work in six weeks."

A Dr. from France, sipping on watered down wine says proudly:"In my country we can take a heart from a dying man, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

The American Dr., sipping on Wild Turkey with a beer chaser was not to be outdone. He said:"Crap boys, that ain't nothing. We took a pansy Illinois politician with no brain,put him in the White House, and had the whole **** country looking for work in two weeks."
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