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Originally posted by b50m:
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Originally posted by Billy Joe Bob Gene:
Very interesting information. How can anyone claim that his own religion is the True Religion in light of such info?

Many share common beliefs, so I would say there are many that are 'right'.

HI B50,

While I realize what Deep is trying to say; he will applaud anything which supports his Darwin/Dawkins religion.

However, I need to ask you what you mean when you say that "many of the world religions are right."

Right about what? Certainly not right about salvation and eternal life; for Jesus Christ tells us that He is the ONLY Way. We do not find Jesus Christ in ANY of the world religions.

So, please explain to me what you feel is "right" about the world religions.

By the way, thank you for finding this chart. I have a similar wall chart here in my office; but, this one is more complete. I am going to bookmark if for future reference.

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

Bill

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Originally posted by b50m:
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Originally posted by Billy Joe Bob Gene:
Very interesting information.

How can anyone claim that his own religion is the True Religion in light of such info?


Many share common beliefs, so I would say there are many that are 'right'.


Many more don't share common beliefs though. I don't see how one would select who's 'right' based on so many differing beliefs.

Thanks for posting the link!
Ok Bill, I know this is a waste of time but....When Jesus said he was the only way.. what if HE was wrong. What if he was another Jim Jones or Jim Baker and he was just a whole lot better at it....or what if he truely believed in what he said but he just got it wrong...What if Buddah got it right...and now the scary part what if YOU are wrong? Just askin....
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Originally posted by leo:
Ok Bill, I know this is a waste of time but....When Jesus said he was the only way.. what if HE was wrong. What if he was another Jim Jones or Jim Baker and he was just a whole lot better at it....or what if he truely believed in what he said but he just got it wrong...What if Buddah got it right...and now the scary part what if YOU are wrong? Just askin....



Whoa... Dude... that's Blasphemy.
The Bill will send you to Heck for that. How can you even suggest that The Bill could be wrong about something? didn't you know that's why it's call the Holy Billble?

This isn't about which God is which, or who the real Messiah is, it's about who The Bill says it is.
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Originally posted by Billy Joe Bob Gene:
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Originally posted by b50m:
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Originally posted by Billy Joe Bob Gene:
Very interesting information.

How can anyone claim that his own religion is the True Religion in light of such info?


Many share common beliefs, so I would say there are many that are 'right'.


What are those beliefs, and what makes them right for recognizing them?


For me, its believing in one God, whatever name you use, and following the 10 commandments and the Golden Rule. There are many faiths with one deity, there are many with multiples. But even Christianity has angels and demons, so who can say that those extra gods are not equivalent to our angels and demons?

I know this is not the 'fundamentalist' view of Christianity but I don't follow that.

I really can't see God condemning a little boy or girl to Hell because they did not worship under the banner of Christianity.

Well, I guess I get my one way to ticket to flames.
RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

Taoism: Sh*t Happens.
Hare Krishna: Sh*t Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This Sh*t Happened Before.
Islam: If Sh*t Happens, Take A Hostage.
Zen: What Is The Sound Of Sh*t Happening?
Buddhism: When Sh*t Happens, Is It Really Sh*t?
Confucianism: Confucius Say, "Sh*t Happens."
7th Day Adventist: Sh*t Happens On Saturdays.
Protestanism: Sh*t Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
Catholicism: If Sh*t Happens, I Deserve It.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Sh*t Happens."
Unitarian: What Is This Sh*t?
Mormon: Sh*t Happens Again & Again & Again.
Judaism: Why Does This Sh*t Always Happen To Us?
Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Sh*t.
Southern Baptist: Send Us Money And Sh*t Won't Happen.
CALVINISM: Sh*t happens because you don't work hard enough.
HEDONISM: There's nothing like a good sh*t happening.
MOONIES: Would You Like To Buy Some Sh*t?
STOICISM: This sh*t is good for me.
ZOROASTRIANISM: Sh*t only happens half the time.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Sh*t is in your mind.
Environmentalism: You produce sh*t, so you have to eat it.
Socialism: Sorry, we are out of sh*t today.
Feminism: That's not funny!
Atheism: There is no sh*t.
Atheism: Can you believe this sh*t?


Big Grin
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Originally posted by leo:
Ok Bill, I know this is a waste of time but....When Jesus said he was the only way.. what if HE was wrong. What if he was another Jim Jones or Jim Baker and he was just a whole lot better at it....or what if he truely believed in what he said but he just got it wrong...What if Buddah got it right...and now the scary part what if YOU are wrong? Just askin....


Neither of the Jim's was ever witnessed alive again after dying. Buddha. . . Still dead.
"Well, how do you know Jesus actually died on the cross? He could have just been in a coma."
Jesus was dead long enough for His blood to separate. This doesn't happen while you're alive.
As for witnesses to His resurrection, there were enough to prove Him in any of today's courts. At least four documented their eye witness accounts.
What if frogs had wings? What if chicken just tastes like everything else, instead of the other way around? What if? What if?
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Originally posted by Road Puppy:
RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

Taoism: Sh*t Happens.
Hare Krishna: Sh*t Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This Sh*t Happened Before.
Islam: If Sh*t Happens, Take A Hostage.
Zen: What Is The Sound Of Sh*t Happening?
Buddhism: When Sh*t Happens, Is It Really Sh*t?
Confucianism: Confucius Say, "Sh*t Happens."
7th Day Adventist: Sh*t Happens On Saturdays.
Protestanism: Sh*t Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
Catholicism: If Sh*t Happens, I Deserve It.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Sh*t Happens."
Unitarian: What Is This Sh*t?
Mormon: Sh*t Happens Again & Again & Again.
Judaism: Why Does This Sh*t Always Happen To Us?
Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Sh*t.
Southern Baptist: Send Us Money And Sh*t Won't Happen.
CALVINISM: Sh*t happens because you don't work hard enough.
HEDONISM: There's nothing like a good sh*t happening.
MOONIES: Would You Like To Buy Some Sh*t?
STOICISM: This sh*t is good for me.
ZOROASTRIANISM: Sh*t only happens half the time.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Sh*t is in your mind.
Environmentalism: You produce sh*t, so you have to eat it.
Socialism: Sorry, we are out of sh*t today.
Feminism: That's not funny!
Atheism: There is no sh*t.
Atheism: Can you believe this sh*t?


Big Grin


LOL, I needed that this morning. Thanks puppy.

Reminds me of suthern fairy tales.

Fairy tales begins: Once upon a time,

Suthern fairy tales begin: You ain't gonna believe this s$*!!
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RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

Taoism: Sh*t Happens.
Hare Krishna: Sh*t Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This Sh*t Happened Before.
Islam: If Sh*t Happens, Take A Hostage.
Zen: What Is The Sound Of Sh*t Happening?
Buddhism: When Sh*t Happens, Is It Really Sh*t?
Confucianism: Confucius Say, "Sh*t Happens."
7th Day Adventist: Sh*t Happens On Saturdays.
Protestanism: Sh*t Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
Catholicism: If Sh*t Happens, I Deserve It.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Sh*t Happens."
Unitarian: What Is This Sh*t?
Mormon: Sh*t Happens Again & Again & Again.
Judaism: Why Does This Sh*t Always Happen To Us?
Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Sh*t.
Southern Baptist: Send Us Money And Sh*t Won't Happen.
CALVINISM: Sh*t happens because you don't work hard enough.
HEDONISM: There's nothing like a good sh*t happening.
MOONIES: Would You Like To Buy Some Sh*t?
STOICISM: This sh*t is good for me.
ZOROASTRIANISM: Sh*t only happens half the time.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Sh*t is in your mind.
Environmentalism: You produce sh*t, so you have to eat it.
Socialism: Sorry, we are out of sh*t today.
Feminism: That's not funny!
Atheism: There is no sh*t.
Atheism: Can you believe this sh*t?




Basta*d!
Beat me to the Cherokee "Mushroom Fields"!!!!
Didn't ya???
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Originally posted by Road Puppy:
RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: ". . . in your mind."

Hi Road Puppy,

While I normally do not respond to any of your posts -- this time I have to make a comment: It would appear that you exemplify the CHRISTIAN SCIENCE statement in your post.

Y'all come back now, ya heah?

Bill

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Originally posted by Road Puppy:
RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

Taoism: Sh*t Happens.
Hare Krishna: Sh*t Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This Sh*t Happened Before.
Islam: If Sh*t Happens, Take A Hostage.
Zen: What Is The Sound Of Sh*t Happening?
Buddhism: When Sh*t Happens, Is It Really Sh*t?
Confucianism: Confucius Say, "Sh*t Happens."
7th Day Adventist: Sh*t Happens On Saturdays.
Protestanism: Sh*t Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
Catholicism: If Sh*t Happens, I Deserve It.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Sh*t Happens."
Unitarian: What Is This Sh*t?
Mormon: Sh*t Happens Again & Again & Again.
Judaism: Why Does This Sh*t Always Happen To Us?
Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Sh*t.
Southern Baptist: Send Us Money And Sh*t Won't Happen.
CALVINISM: Sh*t happens because you don't work hard enough.
HEDONISM: There's nothing like a good sh*t happening.
MOONIES: Would You Like To Buy Some Sh*t?
STOICISM: This sh*t is good for me.
ZOROASTRIANISM: Sh*t only happens half the time.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Sh*t is in your mind.
Environmentalism: You produce sh*t, so you have to eat it.
Socialism: Sorry, we are out of sh*t today.
Feminism: That's not funny!
Atheism: There is no sh*t.
Atheism: Can you believe this sh*t?


Big Grin



Pup,

The odds were you might stumble on something (not of your own invention of course) that made sense.

I like this. It is worth thinking about.
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Originally posted by Billy Joe Bob Gene:
Jim Bakker's dead?


My bad, Billy Joe Bob Gene. Bakker's not dead. . . Yet. Tammy died, though.


Yeah, I know Spider Eyes died. Too young, too, I always liked her.

Funny story, when Jim was sentenced to a long prison sentence, and she was being interviewed on the courthouse steps, she saw all these TV cameras and it occurred to her to break out in song! So she did! LMAO!

Double-wide diva, she was.
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Originally posted by b50m:
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Originally posted by Billy Joe Bob Gene:
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Originally posted by b50m:
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Originally posted by Billy Joe Bob Gene:
Very interesting information.

How can anyone claim that his own religion is the True Religion in light of such info?


Many share common beliefs, so I would say there are many that are 'right'.


What are those beliefs, and what makes them right for recognizing them?


For me, its believing in one God, whatever name you use, and following the 10 commandments and the Golden Rule. There are many faiths with one deity, there are many with multiples. But even Christianity has angels and demons, so who can say that those extra gods are not equivalent to our angels and demons?

I know this is not the 'fundamentalist' view of Christianity but I don't follow that.

I really can't see God condemning a little boy or girl to Hell because they did not worship under the banner of Christianity.

Well, I guess I get my one way to ticket to flames.


I agree with you to a point, b50m. I don't think that everyone who comes to a 'saving knowledge', for lack of a better term, had/has the Bible. I think they searched, found and either put a name to it or just knew it in their heart. IMO, I think the Bible addresses this.

"For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities--his eternal power and divine nature--have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse." Romans 1:20

However, since I do have the benefit of the Bible and have experienced it's/their power in my life, I call them God, Holy Spirit and Jesus.
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Originally posted by rramlimnn:



Pup,

The odds were you might stumble on something (not of your own invention of course) that made sense.

I like this. It is worth thinking about.



Heh. Everything from you just has to be an insult wrapped in a riddle, huh?

Yer head gets any bigger-you'll float away.
Don't worry-we'll shoot ya down before ya get too high. Wink

@ TheBill: Glue yer teeth in real good and bite me.
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