Last night as I was thinking passionately of Obama I couldn't help reflect on not only the impending presidency. I thought to myself this man is more than just a politician like the thousands that came before him. This man is a Messiah. We are so fortunate to have someone this charismatic leading the United States. In these difficult times ahead I want to remind Americans that our new leader's words are not mere promises, they are the word of God. Somehow with tax revenue severely cut this man is going to be able to supply the middle class with $15 extra dollars in tax cuts a week. This of course will eliminate a few hundred thousand jobs but there will be social programs in place to cradle those people displaced as they spiral into despair.
To all those disbelievers out there who doubt we will all be receiving free health care within months I say just wait. It won't be long before your quality of health is a budgeted item. Sure we might have to decide your grandmother is too old for a new hip or your baby is at too high risk for defects to be allowed to be born but what care you or your family finally does receive will be free.
For those of you who worry about your national security don't worry we are all in the capable hands of Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi who will ensure our military is cut just far enough so as to not allow the Unites States to be a viable military power. All future wars will be defensive.
Those saving for your retirement will be happy to notes your 401k will be confiscated by the government. You will receive a IOU similar to social security which is better than having it in some account you control right?
Allāhu Akbar Amerika
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