Angelina Jolie

haven't seen her, but i have seen pictures of many other "great beauties" with bare faces.....sure made me feel better about myself....lol

I always thought Angelina looks like a cartoon caricature of a "beautiful" woman - exaggerated features. And when I see her hands I never fail to think of Seinfield's "man hands" episode. Again, just because somebody trying to "sell" a celebrity to the public pronounces them "pretty' does not make it so..

I still think Brad traded down when he left Jennifer for her.

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Originally posted by vick13:
...And when I see her hands I never fail to think of Seinfield's "man hands" episode...

you, too?

I am upset because i was reading in a magazine she's going to give birth to the twins in France. That isn't what bothers me it's that she's donating $300,000 to the birthing center there Why not donate that money to a hospital in the US?

vick, you sound a little jealous too me,havent you been taught that beauty is only skin deep

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone." Red Fox

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Originally posted by hott moma:
I am upset because i was reading in a magazine she's going to give birth to the twins in France. That isn't what bothers me it's that she's donating $300,000 to the birthing center there Why not donate that money to a hospital in the US?

Well, Hott, didn't you know it's not "in" to help anyone in the US? Madodnna needs to adopt from Africa. Johnny needs to live in France and have his daughter taught there. Shania makes sure her children learn French as a first language. You just gotta get with the program.

After all the US is oppressive since not 100% vote Democratic. If Madonna had been raised in Africa, of Johnny in France, or Shania in Switzerland, I wonder where they would be now.

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Originally posted by vick13:
I always thought Angelina looks like a cartoon caricature of a "beautiful" woman - exaggerated features. And when I see her hands I never fail to think of Seinfield's "man hands" episode. Again, just because somebody trying to "sell" a celebrity to the public pronounces them "pretty' does not make it so..

I'm not debating her beauty, but whenever I see her hands and arms, I'm wondering what her bp is--look at those veins.

Yes, OB, Brad traded down, but mainly because of character.

I do think she is beautiful, but I definitely think pregnancy suits her, since she doesn't look emaciated when she is pregnant. Before this pregnancy she had gotten too skinny. But then again, my favorite meal is pork chops, mac & cheese and mashed potatoes, so maybe my idea of too skinny is a normal, healthy weight.

I think of the Seinfeld Man Hands episode when I look at Paris Hilton's feet. Even though they are feet. They are enormous and bony. She always wears dainty slippers, and the feet look like they should be in steel toed work boots.

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Originally posted by Howard Roark:
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone." Red Fox

LOL!!!

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vick, you sound a little jealous too me,havent you been taught that beauty is only skin deep

You're born with the face God gives you, you die with the face you earn...let's wait a bit and see how she ends up.

Audrey Hepburn was beautiful inside and out; Mother Teresa was beautiful-inside; Elizabeth Taylor and Marilyn Monroe were beautiful - outside. Angelina is a fruitcake.

I love the Mad TV episode that parodies her remark about having sex with her brother. The "Angelina" character is sitting backward on a chair, legs spread, vial of blood around her neck, tattoos showing through the leather vest. Her eyelids are at halfmast and she's talking gibberish, then she looks startled and says to the camers, "I'm horney! Where's my brother!"

Dead on.

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Originally posted by OriginalBama:
I still think Brad traded down when he left Jennifer for her.

I agree completely - I am SO over Angelina.

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Originally posted by Mrs. Carl Brutananadilewski:
I do think she is beautiful, but I definitely think pregnancy suits her, since she doesn't look emaciated when she is pregnant. Before this pregnancy she had gotten too skinny. But then again, my favorite meal is pork chops, mac & cheese and mashed potatoes, so maybe my idea of too skinny is a normal, healthy weight.

I think of the Seinfeld Man Hands episode when I look at Paris Hilton's feet. Even though they are feet. They are enormous and bony. She always wears dainty slippers, and the feet look like they should be in steel toed work boots.

agreed - Angelina with meat on her bones = sexy

Paris Hilton is a waste of space and should be disposed of, and her big ole' size 13 feet as well - good thing her parents are rich since she has to get her shoes specially made to fit her monster like feet!

i think angelina is gorgeous. a complete lunatic, but gorgeous.

no one is as pretty as gerard butler, though. or sean connery, in the thunderball days. steamy!

I think Catherine Zeta-Jones is superficially gorgeous. She kind of creeps me out with that old dude though. And I saw her on the Rosie O'Donald show once and ewwwww. She's just "slow". I suppose that shows she actually is a good actress.

Robin Meade & Charlize Theron-no doubt these are of the most beautiful.

i caught part of 'monster' last night. how in the heck did they make charlize that ugly?! those makeup people should have won an oscar.

Charlize is gorgeous. She's overcome a terrible childhood and you never see or hear of her being a freak. Pretty is...

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Originally posted by puppy love:
vick, you sound a little jealous too me,havent you been taught that beauty is only skin deep

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Originally posted by vick13:
You're born with the face God gives you, you die with the face you earn...let's wait a bit and see how she ends up.

Audrey Hepburn was beautiful inside and out; Mother Teresa was beautiful-inside; Elizabeth Taylor and Marilyn Monroe were beautiful - outside. Angelina is a fruitcake.

I love the Mad TV episode that parodies her remark about having sex with her brother. The "Angelina" character is sitting backward on a chair, legs spread, vial of blood around her neck, tattoos showing through the leather vest. Her eyelids are at halfmast and she's talking gibberish, then she looks startled and says to the camers, "I'm horney! Where's my brother!"

Dead on.

Before this topic comes to an end I gotta say one more popular gal tha's probably gonna make some of ya'll mad out there. Cameron Diaz- she's another if seen in the morning without makeup that'll make you chew your arm off to get out before dawn..............

wait, 3. i thought you said charlize was most beautiful...? which is it? cut a gal some slack.

Hoss- do you know what coyote girl, chewing your arm off to get out before dawn means? Thats what ya do to leave ya arm there without waking her up.................Robin and Charlize are still tops for sure- Angelina and Cameron scare the do-doo out-of-me.........

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Originally posted by hoss gal:
wait, 3. i thought you said charlize was most beautiful...? which is it? cut a gal some slack.

There I go not readin' the the rite thing..........yer sayin' I'm sayin' the most beautiful is TWO gals instead of one.........well, yes that's what I'm sayin'...........I'd hate to judge that contest cause there'd be two winners....

Anyway, now you know the secret of the coyote move if you didn't!!!

oh, sorry. i misread, and thought you said charlize was most beautiful in one post and then coyote ugly in the next (it said 'cameron', duh)

and yes, i do know what coyote ugly means.

if you judged that contest, you'd just have two ladies mad at you! ha!

Charlize is gorgeous.
Cameron is cute....but to me she looks like LouAnn Poovey from the old Gomer Pyle show.
Angelina looks like she stuck her lips in a vacuum cleaner.

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Originally posted by FirenzeVeritas:

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Originally posted by hott moma:
I am upset because i was reading in a magazine she's going to give birth to the twins in France. That isn't what bothers me it's that she's donating $300,000 to the birthing center there Why not donate that money to a hospital in the US?

Well, Hott, didn't you know it's not "in" to help anyone in the US? Madodnna needs to adopt from Africa. Johnny needs to live in France and have his daughter taught there. Shania makes sure her children learn French as a first language. You just gotta get with the program.

After all the US is oppressive since not 100% vote Democratic. If Madonna had been raised in Africa, of Johnny in France, or Shania in Switzerland, I wonder where they would be now.

Shania is Canadian & I would say she's done quite well for herself.

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Originally posted by vick13:
Charlize is gorgeous. She's overcome a terrible childhood and you never see or hear of her being a freak. Pretty is...

SO true - I just read a small article in the new Glamor magazine abotu Charlize, I had NO idea her mother had to shoot her alcoholic father and kill him (in self defense). How sad - she's a very mild mannered person and apparently extremely low maintenance many hair and make-up people in Hollywood have said (as well as directors etc) she's there to work, do what she does best and with her background a very well rounded and level headed person to have been through all she has in her personal life and living in Africa growing up.

I think Angelina just needs attention to be happy...

P.S. Angelina donated money to the hospital she gave birth to her daughter in as well. I think it's nice that she is so giving with her money and is trying to really help with countries all over the globe, that is one side of her that I do admire, for all her crazy ways in the I think she's finally grown up. I do agree that it would be nice if she would help out here. I'm sure the hospitals in France are up to par with the technology we have here, but I understand her donating to areas around the world that don't have the luxury of clean, well stocked and staffed hospitals.

All that being said though - I'm again, SO over her.

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Originally posted by hoss gal:
i caught part of 'monster' last night. how in the heck did they make charlize that ugly?! those makeup people should have won an oscar.

Agreed - however Charlize did put on 30 lbs. for the role, she truly throws her self into her acting rolls so any "flab" is real. She's amazingly committed to her trade

Yes-Yes, Charlize is so beautiful but so is Robin............I'm soooo torn on the most beautiful.....and Robin and I have breakfast every morning while she does the news, quite a talent!

I've always thought that Angelina Jolie was WAY OVER RATED!!! Whenever her name comes up as the sexiest woman in the world I just shrug my shoulders and say "I don't get it".

I keep getting Charlize mixed up with Ashley Judd. I think Judd's pretty, too, but I know a doctor who went to college with her. He says she couldn't complete a sentence without somehow managing to make sure she mentioned her mother and sister - as in "I'm the sister of somebody famous"...

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Originally posted by kittenfantastico:

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Originally posted by hoss gal:
i caught part of 'monster' last night. how in the heck did they make charlize that ugly?! those makeup people should have won an oscar.

Agreed - however Charlize did put on 30 lbs. for the role, she truly throws her self into her acting rolls so any "flab" is real. She's amazingly committed to her trade

no, no, it was the uuuuuggggly face. not as bad the real aileen, but pretty close.

i said it on another thread, and will throw it out here - maureen o'hara is the most beautiful woman who ever lived, IMO. i think angelina is pretty, but maureen is in a class of her own.

And John Wayne always found an excuse to spank her butt!!!

None of the actresses today can hold a candle to the old gals.

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Originally posted by vick13:
I keep getting Charlize mixed up with Ashley Judd. I think Judd's pretty, too, but I know a doctor who went to college with her. He says she couldn't complete a sentence without somehow managing to make sure she mentioned her mother and sister - as in "I'm the sister of somebody famous"...

I've always thought Wynona is much prettier than Ashley....and from the few things i've seen her in she isn't a bad actress. either.

Why is it that we, as a society, judge people by the way they look? Angelina and Brad apperently love being parents, which makes them both beautiful, imo. Jennifer Anniston didn't want to ruin her figure with child-bearing. That makes me not think she is pretty. The most beautiful person that I have ever seen would have to be Princess Di. Inside and out...

now of the older generation- Ingrid Bergman is waaay up there for me.

yes, and ingrid's daughter, isabella, looks so much like her and so, of course, is gorgeous, too.