Another attack on Christmas

Some of my best years were spent smoking nutmeg, watching old reruns of Benny HIll, and listening to ABBA played backwards. If you listen really close, it sounds like the Gettysburg Address. Not since the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor have I been so concerned about the likelihood of local youth getting hooked on one of the five major spices... Wink

BTW, smoking Nutmeg got me to where I is today!!! So light one up and join the holiday festivites. What would Festivus be without a "Nubbie"???
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Originally posted by Vorkun:
I say ban tampons also, I hear kids can use the wrappers to roll tweed!
Go ahead, take a tampon from a woman with PMS, do it, do you feel lucky? Well do you? And if you're really feeling brave, take her Midol/Pamprin too.
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Originally posted by Jennifer:
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Originally posted by Vorkun:
I say ban tampons also, I hear kids can use the wrappers to roll tweed!
Go ahead, take a tampon from a woman with PMS, do it, do you feel lucky? Well do you? And if you're really feeling brave, take her Midol/Pamprin too.


That is just gross, BLA hahaha!!!
Looking for the "attack on Christmas". OK, here's one. Don't eat the bay leaf. It's not posionous but it does not digest and can cause stomach discomfort. Since some use bay leaves in holiday cooking I figured I might as well launch this attack on Christmas. There have to be other examples out there.
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Originally posted by elinterventor01:
I suspect old dog juan hunt is a secret pumpkin pie and eggnog junkie, both contain copious amounts of nutmeg. And, calories! Big Grin


I would never sully good liquor with raw eggs. I like my bourbon chilled, in a tall glass, preferably a double. Instead of pumpkin pie, I would rather have another bourbon.

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