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<<<Pastor Jack Van Impe has died after a long illness attributed to lifelong cigarette smoking and complicated by alcohol abuse. His recent affliction with dementia was evident on and off the air by his hateful rants that all Muslims are terrorists, that Jesus is returning rapture ready Dec. 21, 2012 and President Obama who Van Impe said is a Muslim will lead the New World Order and spread socialism. Did you know Jack Van Impe was a "birther"? Van Impe said throughout last year of his life that President Obama attended a Madrassa in Indonesia as a child, is not a Christian and was not an American citizen. All lies says Bill O'Reilly of Fox News.>>>

 

http://fred-green.newsvine.com...-van-impe-dead-at-82

 

Even O'Reilly can absorb only so much right-wing, heretical blithering nonsense; good on him for denouncing this charlatan!

 

More from the link": Autopsy Update: "Mr. Van Impe's brain had the consistency of Swiss cheese" said Doctor L.R. Hubbard,pathologist for the Evangelical Preacher Resource Center and Morgue in Kalamazoo Michigan. "It's amazing he could feed himself".

 

Booze will do that kind of thing to the human brain.

 

van Impe was booted off the Crouch empire's famously corrupt Trinity Broadcasting Network.  Even they could not tolerate such a zany  wackadoodle nut job!

 

But, folks, there will remain many dedicated disciples of van Impe and his plastic surgery- enhanced widow, Rexella.  Many of the sheeple van Impe took in with his raving "end times" diatribes will continue to believe that this dithering dingbat was the very fountain of truth on matters eschatological.  True believers will brook no criticism of their idols!

 

And please, no "respect for the dead" adjurations.  van Impe in death is no more entitled to respect than he was during his warped hypocritical life!

 

 

 

I yam what I yam and that's all I yam--but it is enough!

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Contendah,

 

My Friend, I am not sure what happened to you to make you hate so fervently; but, whatever it way -- I pray that God will heal your soul.

 

Reading your posts is like watching someone with fully metastasized cancer, slowly dying.  My Friend, hatred internalized is very much like a cancer.   And, you are so full of hatred for everyone who disagrees with your Liberal, Legalistic Amillennial beliefs -- that it is eating you from the inside.

 

While we are called to refute erroneous and false teachings; we are NOT called to hate the people who hold those views.

 

What did you accomplish by posting your own version of an Obit for Jack Van Impe now that he has passed from this life?  Did it make you feel better?  Did it make you feel bigger?  Did it honestly make you feel more holy and righteous?   If it did -- then you do not know the true meaning of holy and righteous.

 

I disagreed with a lot of things Van Impe taught; just as I disagreed with a lot that Robert Schuller taught -- and, I even disagreed with some thing Pastor Chuck Smith taught.   But, I would not choose to air those differences at the time of mourning for family and friends.  It would be sick and insensitive to do that.  But, for some folks, I suppose that level of sensitivity is impossible.

 

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

 

Bill

 

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Originally Posted by Contendah:
Originally Posted by House of David:
Pastor Jack Van Impe is not dead.
This obit is from 2011 .....it's satire.   I personally don't care for faux obits.  I don't know much about Van Impe so I can't comment on it much further....

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Hey, I got hoaxed; I admit it.

 

But van Impe is still an unprincipled charlatan!

As are most TV preachers

 

"Speaking" of charlatans.

 

Robertson: If You Tithe You Won’t Have Health or Financial Problems

 
Today on the 700 Club, Pat Robertson told an elderly viewer who has been tithing since childhood that she wouldn’t have health issues, and therefore medical expenses, if she was tithing properly. The viewer said that she and her husband are “retired and living on a small pension and Social Security income” and “barely have any money” because of her husband’s medical expenses. 
Originally Posted by Bestworking:
Originally Posted by semiannualchick:

I saw on TV that Van Impe has declared Prince George, the new baby of Prince William, to be the Anti-Christ. 

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OMG! Really?? 

 

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Well I've never seen one before, I should take a Air-O-plane over to the

Island of the beast, take many pictures and sell them to California people.

They are so stupid.

 

 

 

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