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Hi to my Forum Friends,

Just a wee bit of humor to brighten your day; courtesy of my Friend, Dr. Bob Griffin:

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An elderly lady was well known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it.  She would stand on her front porch and shout, "Praise the Lord!"

Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no God!"

Hard times set in on the elderly lady and she prayed for God to send her some assistance.  She stood on her porch and shouted, "Praise the Lord!! God, I need FOOD!! I am having a hard time. Please, Lord, send me some groceries!"

The next morning, the lady went out on her porch and saw a large bag of groceries and shouted, "Praise the Lord!"

The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Ha Ha!! I told you there was no Lord.  I bought those groceries.  God didn't."

The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and saying, "PRAISE THE LORD!!!  God not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them!"


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Dr. Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net
www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

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This joke make me think of Bill and a few others on this forum.

 

 

 

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

Originally Posted by Bill Gray:

Hi to my Forum Friends,

Just a wee bit of humor to brighten your day; courtesy of my Friend, Dr. Bob Griffin:

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Huh.... Apparently Dr. Bob Griffin is a narcissistic bunghole, too....

 

Go figure.

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