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what i wonder is how many times he's had to restart already?



actually, geologic history tells us that the earth likely had life at least twice but was completely wiped out, there was earth 1,0 about 3 billion years ago that was warm for a while then somethign happened to turn it inot one completely frozen snowball planet. life started again after a few hundred million years and had another setback after the cambrain explosion that wiped out almost everything again. there was another hit before the dinosaurs came on baord that wasn't as bad but lots of stuff died. then there was the Big One that took out the dinosaurs,

we are earth 3,5 at the moment. im worried about getting to earth 4.0. that religion crap is going to be the death of us all.,
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Originally posted by Bill Gray:
Jesus Christ will just tell you, "No problem. You have made your choice. Take that path over there that leads to the Lake of Fire."


well, since i have "free will" i choose not to go down that path. if he tries to foce me, i;ll simply kick his scrawny ass.

really bill, being on the same planet with you is bothersome enough, occupying heaven with the likes of you for eternity would literally be hell. no thanks,
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Originally posted by Unobtanium:
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the bible is wrong. God is the creator, but he's waiting until we finish with the of evoloution deal so we can move on to step 2.



for all we know, gos's purpose is for us to evolve for another million years, cross the galaxy and become snacks for aliens in the Delta quadrant.


SOYLENT GREEN... IS PEOPLE!!!!

Red hots, gitcher redhots here! humans onna stick, cotton candy! ice cold beer!
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Originally posted by Unobtanium:
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what i wonder is how many times he's had to restart already?



actually, geologic history tells us that the earth likely had life at least twice but was completely wiped out, there was earth 1,0 about 3 billion years ago that was warm for a while then somethign happened to turn it inot one completely frozen snowball planet. life started again after a few hundred million years and had another setback after the cambrain explosion that wiped out almost everything again. there was another hit before the dinosaurs came on baord that wasn't as bad but lots of stuff died. then there was the Big One that took out the dinosaurs,

we are earth 3,5 at the moment. im worried about getting to earth 4.0. that religion crap is going to be the death of us all.,


nah mate.. you're talking about an earth reboot.
im talking about clearing the whole bloody place off and starting form scratch.

you're talking about moving from one bit to the next bit....
" ok charly... the dino's are crap.. blast em with a meteor, and prep the bipeds..."

i don't mean that....

nah.. i'm taking about 'ok.. look.. see adam is going to go over... oh bloody hell, he's eaten eve.. alright, scrap it all and start over.. some one call the guy in charge of glaciers, the fjords were rather tatty this time, tell him he better step it up a bit, right?

(it helps if you imagine ricky gervais's or eddie izzard's voice for that bit..)

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