hmmmm. ugh. me Harry confused. Where Himkirk when me need him?
mekirk's Monet-Lisa wig with bangs was stolen by Doyle 
I've lost my link to the collective... I feel lost... Where am I.... What am I...... Who am I without the monet.....
quote:Originally posted by Harry P. Knuckles:
hmmmm. ugh. me Harry confused. Where Himkirk when me need him?
Im here for you knucklehead, err, I mean knuckleharry, err, I mean Harry Knuckles
But seriously, how did I get disconnected from the monet? Smurph, what have you done? I feel alone in my singularity.......
Whew, I'm so lost.
I guess you can call me Monet, too.
I guess you can call me Monet, too.
Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor, would you be mine, could you be mine, won't you be my neighbor.....
Smurph, help!!! I'm loosing my mind!! I can no longer feel the monet! I have lost my link to the collective! SOMEONE CUT MY BANGS!!!!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Smurph, help!!! I'm loosing my mind!! I can no longer feel the monet! I have lost my link to the collective! SOMEONE CUT MY BANGS!!!!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
mekirk2,,just focus on the light,,keep looking into the light,,,,,,,recite our mantra,,,,well at least 33 times
I am The Real Monet,We Are Many
I cannot loose a Monet,,,afterall We Are Many,just focus on the light mekirk2,er,,Monet
Oh Look Bella! Oh Bella,er,uh,,Monet!
BTW,,did you go thru the front to pick up your Mona Lisa with bangs wig?
and somebody please tell Harry to shave his legs!
afterall,,I am The Real Monet,We Are Many
I am The Real Monet,We Are Many
I cannot loose a Monet,,,afterall We Are Many,just focus on the light mekirk2,er,,Monet
Oh Look Bella! Oh Bella,er,uh,,Monet!
BTW,,did you go thru the front to pick up your Mona Lisa with bangs wig?
and somebody please tell Harry to shave his legs!
afterall,,I am The Real Monet,We Are Many
pssst,anybody seen Doyle? he cannot just slip in here and think he is getting to leave that easily!
I loaned him my beautiful heels,,the ones like in the picture at the bottom of page 10.
I loaned him my beautiful heels,,the ones like in the picture at the bottom of page 10.
everyone, tell Doyle that high-heeled plow shoes does not qualify as Monet attire
Doyle must be sentenced to 30 days in Monet bootcamp before he can become one with the Monets
Doyle has slipped away to the barn to cover up the evidence...the duct tape, Monet's fingerprints on his combine...
STAY TUNED FOR TODAY'S VERSION OF>>>>
AS THE FORUM TURRRRRNNNSSS...........
AS THE FORUM TURRRRRNNNSSS...........
quote:Originally posted by MonetsBestFriend:
Doyle has slipped away to the barn to cover up the evidence...the duct tape, Monet's fingerprints on his combine...
you stalked him and kidnapped him didn't you because you knew he'd tell everyone your dirty listtle secret...
I am Monet ,today ,tomorrow and always 
Hi, I am Monet..... drinks are on me..
I'm the real Monet! Why won't anybody listen to me!!!! I keep telling you and no one will listen!
I would never kidnap Doyle because, well, I just plain don't need or want a man! It's not that I'm too bathouse crazy to get one or too hung up on sex to keep one. They just don't appreciate a good, fanatical Christian woman who can draw mediocre cartoons and who cooks at home because I'm too frugal to go out and eat.
I wear bangs because I am not about to pay someone to cut my hair. I can do it myself!
The real truth as to why I haven't been on much is because I got banned for posting on the Pizza Marina thread so much EH thought I worked there.
I would never kidnap Doyle because, well, I just plain don't need or want a man! It's not that I'm too bathouse crazy to get one or too hung up on sex to keep one. They just don't appreciate a good, fanatical Christian woman who can draw mediocre cartoons and who cooks at home because I'm too frugal to go out and eat.
I wear bangs because I am not about to pay someone to cut my hair. I can do it myself!
The real truth as to why I haven't been on much is because I got banned for posting on the Pizza Marina thread so much EH thought I worked there.
quote:Originally posted by TheRealMonet:
I'm the real Monet! Why won't anybody listen to me!!!! I keep telling you and no one will listen!
I would never kidnap Doyle because, well, I just plain don't need or want a man! It's not that I'm too bathouse crazy to get one or too hung up on sex to keep one. They just don't appreciate a good, fanatical Christian woman who can draw mediocre cartoons and who cooks at home because I'm too frugal to go out and eat.
I wear bangs because I am not about to pay someone to cut my hair. I can do it myself!
The real truth as to why I haven't been on much is because I got banned for posting on the Pizza Marina thread so much EH thought I worked there.
Everyone wants to be the real Monet...the true Monet hasn't kidnapped Doyle, because he was recently seen on the forum. The truth is...Doyle came last night snooping around to see if anyone suspects him. But on the way out he accidently dropped a piece of duct tape and it was covered with long dark hair. There was also a smear of orange lipgloss. At this moment, Doyle is the number one suspect. I have reported this to the police and he is under investigation.
Shall we all make a trip to Doyle's barn to investigate?
Does Doyle have red hair?
For those of you who are serious about becoming the REAL Monet, they will be sent to a boot camp:
"Monet-Lisa Wannabe Boot Camp" schedule:
Day 1
Orientation: You will arrive early at the Campsite and begin orientation on "What it Really Means to Be a True Monet".
After orientation, you will be expected to purchae the required Monet equipment for becoming a TRUE Monet. This may be purchased at the boot camp store.
Required purchases:
Monet wig (with bangs)
Monet sandals (preferably with 2" heels)
Monet lip gloss (preferably an orange shade)
Monet tops...(must be V-neck or the original
Monet Lisa scoop neck)
1 sexy pair of black leather boots
1 "I AM MONET" T-shirt
Other required supplies:
1 set of oil paints, canvas, brushes
1 set acrylic paints
1 set water color paints
1 set of colored pencils and paper
Felt-tip pens for cartoon drawing
writing pads
Large Bible with wide margins for notetaking
Sudoku puzzles (advanced & Challenger only)
New York Times Crossword puzzles
Handheld Tetris game for waiting in lines,etc
(The mind must be challanged at all times)
Gym-wear (to get in shape for the real-Monet
figure)
Now that you have the equipment to become the REAL Monet, you will get a good night's rest in preparation for a rigorous training to become the woman you so want to be.
"Monet-Lisa Wannabe Boot Camp" schedule:
Day 1
Orientation: You will arrive early at the Campsite and begin orientation on "What it Really Means to Be a True Monet".
After orientation, you will be expected to purchae the required Monet equipment for becoming a TRUE Monet. This may be purchased at the boot camp store.
Required purchases:
Monet wig (with bangs)
Monet sandals (preferably with 2" heels)
Monet lip gloss (preferably an orange shade)
Monet tops...(must be V-neck or the original
Monet Lisa scoop neck)
1 sexy pair of black leather boots
1 "I AM MONET" T-shirt
Other required supplies:
1 set of oil paints, canvas, brushes
1 set acrylic paints
1 set water color paints
1 set of colored pencils and paper
Felt-tip pens for cartoon drawing
writing pads
Large Bible with wide margins for notetaking
Sudoku puzzles (advanced & Challenger only)
New York Times Crossword puzzles
Handheld Tetris game for waiting in lines,etc
(The mind must be challanged at all times)
Gym-wear (to get in shape for the real-Monet
figure)
Now that you have the equipment to become the REAL Monet, you will get a good night's rest in preparation for a rigorous training to become the woman you so want to be.
Day 2 of "Monet-wannabe boot camp"
You will arise, shower, wash and condition your Monet-wig-with-bangs. Apply moisture to your entire damp body and your 5-essentials facial moisturizer. Apply your special Monet makeup ( Remember,you face is your canvas)Apply your special Monet orange lip gloss, smile at yourself in the mirror and begin your day.
Don your gym duds because until you have your Monet-sige-4 body, you WILL be working out.
7:00 am You will weigh in and be given your
special diet plan
8:00 am You will be given 1 bagel with cream
cheese and a sugar-free French
Vanilla cappuchino
9:00 am Your 3-hour workout begins
12:00 n You will have a salad with liteRanch
dressing and Coke-Zero for lunch
1:00 pm You will have Spanish lessons
2:00 pm You will be tested on your typing/
shorthand/vocabulary/office skills
3:00 pm You will have your art lesson
4:00 pm Your writing lesson
5:00 pm Your political briefing..and be
taught conservative values
6:00 pm Bible Study..you will be given your
schedule for reading thru the Bible
in one year.
7:00 pm You will watch an hour of CNN or Fox
News
8:00 pm You will post on TD Forum while
eating Butter Pecan ice cream or
Buttered popcorn
12:00 m You will say your prayers to the One
True God/Jesus and fall into bed at
midnight/or later
It is not easy being Monet!
Stay tuned for Day 3 of "Monet Wannabe Bootcamp" on the next episode of......
"As the Forum Turns"
You will arise, shower, wash and condition your Monet-wig-with-bangs. Apply moisture to your entire damp body and your 5-essentials facial moisturizer. Apply your special Monet makeup ( Remember,you face is your canvas)Apply your special Monet orange lip gloss, smile at yourself in the mirror and begin your day.
Don your gym duds because until you have your Monet-sige-4 body, you WILL be working out.
7:00 am You will weigh in and be given your
special diet plan
8:00 am You will be given 1 bagel with cream
cheese and a sugar-free French
Vanilla cappuchino
9:00 am Your 3-hour workout begins
12:00 n You will have a salad with liteRanch
dressing and Coke-Zero for lunch
1:00 pm You will have Spanish lessons
2:00 pm You will be tested on your typing/
shorthand/vocabulary/office skills
3:00 pm You will have your art lesson
4:00 pm Your writing lesson
5:00 pm Your political briefing..and be
taught conservative values
6:00 pm Bible Study..you will be given your
schedule for reading thru the Bible
in one year.
7:00 pm You will watch an hour of CNN or Fox
News
8:00 pm You will post on TD Forum while
eating Butter Pecan ice cream or
Buttered popcorn
12:00 m You will say your prayers to the One
True God/Jesus and fall into bed at
midnight/or later
It is not easy being Monet!
Stay tuned for Day 3 of "Monet Wannabe Bootcamp" on the next episode of......
"As the Forum Turns"
Day 3 of "Monet Wannabe Bootcamp"
Will begin with the regular morning routine and workout. Lunch will consist of Frozen pizza embellished with Monet's favoritevegetables and toasted for 10 minutes. It will be served with water with lemon to which you will ad 'sweet & low' to make the famous 'Monet lemonade'
After lunch, you will continue your training:
1:00 pm Snake handling..before you develope
your faith,you beginners will be given
green snakes. You will gradually work
your way up to the black-belt of snake-
handling..until you can handle a 10-foot
rattler like the REAL Monet.
2:00 pm You will be given extra vitamins for the
next Monet feat...Leaping over church
pews in a single bound.
3:00 pm You will be given lessons in "whooping &
hollerin" to become like the true
religioius Monet.
4:00 pm Lessons in tongue-speaking..if you can't
accomplish this feat..you will be
required to take extra Spanish lessons.
5:00 pm If you fail at the above tasks..you are
obviously a non-believer and will be
instructed by Bill Gray in how to become
born-again.
6:00 pm When you have accomplished the above,
you will be led to the baptistry for
your final assignment for the day...
water baptism (dunking only) Be prepared
to get really wet.
This will complete your assignments for the day.
You will have 'free time' to read..only TRUE
Monet reading materials: The Bible, Art Magazines, Christian Romance novels,etc.
Are you keeping up?...Are you sure you really want to be Monet? The fun has only just begun..
you have 27 more days to go.
Will begin with the regular morning routine and workout. Lunch will consist of Frozen pizza embellished with Monet's favoritevegetables and toasted for 10 minutes. It will be served with water with lemon to which you will ad 'sweet & low' to make the famous 'Monet lemonade'
After lunch, you will continue your training:
1:00 pm Snake handling..before you develope
your faith,you beginners will be given
green snakes. You will gradually work
your way up to the black-belt of snake-
handling..until you can handle a 10-foot
rattler like the REAL Monet.
2:00 pm You will be given extra vitamins for the
next Monet feat...Leaping over church
pews in a single bound.
3:00 pm You will be given lessons in "whooping &
hollerin" to become like the true
religioius Monet.
4:00 pm Lessons in tongue-speaking..if you can't
accomplish this feat..you will be
required to take extra Spanish lessons.
5:00 pm If you fail at the above tasks..you are
obviously a non-believer and will be
instructed by Bill Gray in how to become
born-again.
6:00 pm When you have accomplished the above,
you will be led to the baptistry for
your final assignment for the day...
water baptism (dunking only) Be prepared
to get really wet.
This will complete your assignments for the day.
You will have 'free time' to read..only TRUE
Monet reading materials: The Bible, Art Magazines, Christian Romance novels,etc.
Are you keeping up?...Are you sure you really want to be Monet? The fun has only just begun..
you have 27 more days to go.
quote:Originally posted by TamaraKnight:
Does Doyle have red hair?
No, only a red neck
Now, I gotta go. I have a hot date
quote:Originally posted by TheRealMonet:
I'm the real Monet! Why won't anybody listen to me!!!! I keep telling you and no one will listen!
I would never kidnap Doyle because, well, I just plain don't need or want a man! It's not that I'm too bathouse crazy to get one or too hung up on sex to keep one. They just don't appreciate a good, fanatical Christian woman who can draw mediocre cartoons and who cooks at home because I'm too frugal to go out and eat.
I wear bangs because I am not about to pay someone to cut my hair. I can do it myself!
The real truth as to why I haven't been on much is because I got banned for posting on the Pizza Marina thread so much EH thought I worked there.
The truth is, UC, Monet-Lisa has her hair done often by PizzaGuy's X...
All that training ?? It aint worth being Monet !!! lmao After all how hard can it be to be a dumb bell ?
She looks like Sarah Palin, she's worshipped
like Obama....Everyone wants to BE her...She could be our next president!!!
like Obama....Everyone wants to BE her...She could be our next president!!!
*breathless* I am back! I just escaped the trolls (barely) Doyle Hargraves kidnapped me and....*pant, pant!* he tied me up with duct take, kept me in his barn, guarded by trolls. I would never have escaped if Bitzy hadn't sniffed out my trail and gnawed the duct tape lose while the trolls had gone across the river for pizza. I have to say...Bitzy and Pizza Marina saved my life...!!
quote:Originally posted by hippiedippieweatherman:
All that training ?? It aint worth being Monet !!! lmao After all how hard can it be to be a dumb bell ?
Yes, it is difficult being Monet...but only YOU would know what it takes (or doesn't take) to be a dumbbell
Weatherman, don't forget to get in out of the rain!quote:Originally posted by Eye-gor:
Ah! So that's it. Monet has taken a Forum break to play one of the haints at Graystone Manor.
BTW - Bill Gray is MIA too. Dare we speculate?
The only haint (er-monster) at Grayestone would be UC...at least that is what she advertised here.
..
Monet's Conscience aka UC/aka DG
cannot stop her advertising..see her above link
UC, no one can steal Monet's conscience..not even the devil herself
quote:Originally posted by MonetsConscience:
As Monet's conscience, I have to advise you of some great entertainment featuring the one and only Monet as a local Harpie:
Link
Compete with great narration by the one and only Debra Glass, author extraordinaire!
Monet's Conscience aka UC/aka DG
cannot stop her advertising..see her above link
UC, no one can steal Monet's conscience..not even the devil herself
quote:Originally posted by MonetsBestFriend:
What a bunch of wannabes!
You can be her groupies...but you can never be her. She is one of a kind. There is only ONE Monet-Lisa, fair and beautiful...with the REAL hair with bangs that you can't pull off. You must have wispy bangs...they must not lie flat against your forehead. That is a Monet rule! Monet has high standards. If you want to be the REAL Monet, you must wear sandals (preferably sandals with heels..2 inch heels would be the ideal) You must always wear lipstick, a gloss, so your lips always look moist and luscious. You must keep a slim trim figure and never get over a Size 4. You must always exercise your brains with puzzles, art, writing, reading, and heavy debating. You must attend every church service and go on at least one mission trip per year. You must eat right at all times, nothing greasy or high in cholesterol,(no pizza) limit sweets, and aways take your vitamins. You must create at least 10 new cartoons per day. You must have lot of male friends yet not be dependent on them. You must possess supersonic will power. You must be able to just say no to drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, and litter.
You must love dogs and dislike cats. You must be a Republican and never vote for Obama. To be the real Monet, you must have the Spirit of Sara Palin (Who desperately wants to be Monet because she copies Monet's appearance and mannerisms...and her fearless ability to step on the toes of the Dems and liberals)
To be the real Monet-Lisa you must love Latin Music and Latin people. Monet thinks Latin men are the hottest!
If you are serious about becoming like the real Monet you must attend the mandatory Monet bootcamp!
Stay tune for details.
I love Monet because I am her No. 1 fan. I am the REAL SMURF!!
Who on this forum would claim to be my friend?
I just wasted a whole lot of time reading one of the stupiest posts ever made here on TD!!!
Observation though, Monet and MonetsBFF have to be one and the same. NO TWO people can write that much and answer their OWN self that much.
Same person. How silly is that?
Observation though, Monet and MonetsBFF have to be one and the same. NO TWO people can write that much and answer their OWN self that much.
Same person. How silly is that?
Actually, Kindred, Monet's bff started the thread as a soap opera...the trolls stole Monet's nick and ran with it for about 15 pages
until the REAL Monet returned on the last page.
Please don't blame Monet for the stupidity.
She was kidnapped by Doyle Hargraves and held captive by trolls. If you notice only a couple of the trolls were posting...the others were
guarding Monet.
And you can ask Joy...Monet's BF couldn't possibly be me...because he has no karma points...isn't that the way it works? I don't know; I am computer illiterate.
until the REAL Monet returned on the last page.
Please don't blame Monet for the stupidity.
She was kidnapped by Doyle Hargraves and held captive by trolls. If you notice only a couple of the trolls were posting...the others were
guarding Monet.
And you can ask Joy...Monet's BF couldn't possibly be me...because he has no karma points...isn't that the way it works? I don't know; I am computer illiterate.
quote:Originally posted by _Monet-Lisa_:
And you can ask Joy...Monet's BF couldn't possibly be me...because he has no karma points...isn't that the way it works? I don't know; I am computer illiterate.
No. Monet's BF could be you. Since it was a new account, it starts off with ZERO karma points, then builds from there with each post.
At the time of your above post, you had 266 posts, which are karma points. You could change the screenname _Monet-Lisa_ to MonetsBFF4Life and you would still have 266 karma points, because it is the same account, but with a new name.
I was giving you Joy's argument. I tried to explain that to her before...that it can be done. Did Monet's BF show up as ignored?
Mrs. Carl...go back to page 1...How many posts and karma points did Monet'sBF have?
Not the same as Monet-Lisa.
Monet'sBF is probably some troll imposter like the others. I have been away for a few days...in south Alabama with my son recovering his stolen car.
It's funny how you were in on the whole thing from the beginning, laughing about it, now you are ready to pass blame to me....typical
Not the same as Monet-Lisa.
Monet'sBF is probably some troll imposter like the others. I have been away for a few days...in south Alabama with my son recovering his stolen car.
It's funny how you were in on the whole thing from the beginning, laughing about it, now you are ready to pass blame to me....typical
quote:Originally posted by Kindred:
I just wasted a whole lot of time reading one of the stupiest posts ever made here on TD!!!
Observation though, Monet and MonetsBFF have to be one and the same. NO TWO people can write that much and answer their OWN self that much.
Same person. How silly is that?
13000+ posts and you have never dealt with a Monet....
Some here would call that lucky
Michael
mekirk, when you first came on the forum you seemed like such a nice guy...but as usual another one falls under the influence of the lying propaganda...pity
I leave town a few days and come back to you and smurf trashing me. So disappointing
I leave town a few days and come back to you and smurf trashing me. So disappointing
Monet,
I hate to say it, but from all the posts that have been made it looks alot like you are one in the same with at least 3 or 4 other people. But, if that is the case, then that is your business.
However, the MonetsBFF poster (be it you or not) started a thread that was meant to be funny and lighthearted (it seemed) and I, in good fun, got in on the fun and had a ball doing it. The point was to make fun of the belief that everyone has that you have so many different id's (be it true or not.)
The difference between me and some of the others is I don't care if you have 20 different ids, this is a computer forum where we have to question who everyone is and what they say. Its the nature of what it is.
Michael
I hate to say it, but from all the posts that have been made it looks alot like you are one in the same with at least 3 or 4 other people. But, if that is the case, then that is your business.
However, the MonetsBFF poster (be it you or not) started a thread that was meant to be funny and lighthearted (it seemed) and I, in good fun, got in on the fun and had a ball doing it. The point was to make fun of the belief that everyone has that you have so many different id's (be it true or not.)
The difference between me and some of the others is I don't care if you have 20 different ids, this is a computer forum where we have to question who everyone is and what they say. Its the nature of what it is.
Michael
I am not half the people they say I am...It has gotten to where everyone they disagree with, they say it's me and attack them.
I had no problem admitting the ones that were me. I have nothing to hide. But the trolls will never let it die. I am glad everyone got such a good laugh.
I think the purpose if this thread must have been to start an on-going soap opera, but it turned into a bash Monet fest. And people call me mean!
After reading the "3rd day bootcamp" thing, I believe it had to be Neal Hughes..bashing my religion.
Monet's Conscience was definitely UC
MonetsToeJam..probably Deepfat
GazellesFawn..probably UC as well
Maybe she got some good material for her next book!!
I had no problem admitting the ones that were me. I have nothing to hide. But the trolls will never let it die. I am glad everyone got such a good laugh.
I think the purpose if this thread must have been to start an on-going soap opera, but it turned into a bash Monet fest. And people call me mean!
After reading the "3rd day bootcamp" thing, I believe it had to be Neal Hughes..bashing my religion.
Monet's Conscience was definitely UC
MonetsToeJam..probably Deepfat
GazellesFawn..probably UC as well
Maybe she got some good material for her next book!!