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 It's all those dreaded DEMONS!!  

 

An obscure  Colorado state  legislator has it all figured out!  Exorcise those demons and solve the nation's problems!  But don't blame the President for any fault you find in him  This wackaninny has discovered that it is Obama's "DEMON of TYRANNY" that is responsible for the President's problems.

 

Klingenschmitt drew a landslide 70 percent of the vote in his general election victory.  That should surprise no one who is familiar with the 15th District of Colorado, a hotbed of extremist fundamentalism.  The Air Force Academy, where widespread scandalous violations of the Establishment Clause have resulted in firings and sanctions by the Air Force is located in Colorado Springs, as are numerous private organizations centered on ultra-ultraconservative theology.  The regrettable Ted Haggard, deposed head of the National Association of Evangelicals, operated out of the same city while he was using meth and engaging in extra-marital sex (not with women but with men).  The voters of District 15 can now find comfort in the notion that electing a self-anointed exorcist to represent them will give their district more clout against the  Demon of Tyranny and the sundry other demonic forces that trouble their city,  state, and nation.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...elect_n_6109016.html

 

More on Klingenschmitt:

 

<<<Klingenschmitt graduated from the United States Air Force Academy with a bachelor's degree in political science and from Regent University with a master's degree in divinity, a master's of business administration, and a doctor of philosophy in theology.[1] He served in the United States Navy as a military chaplain. The Navy court-martialed Klingenschmitt in 2006 for partiicipating in a political protest while wearing his Navy uniform. He was found guilty, and punished with a reprimand and by having his pay docked by 5%.>>>

 

Regent University, for those who don't know, is Pat Robertson's center for right wing indoctrination. The disgraced former golden boy of Virginia Republican politics, Bob McConnell, is another  notable graduate.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Klingenschmitt

 

The inimitable Stephen Colbert exposes this deranged  right wingnut:

 

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/201...-is-demon-possessed/

I yam what I yam and that's all I yam--but it is enough!

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Originally Posted by Bestworking:

What ails you? Why all the spam? Why all the threads on the same subject? You don't get any action on one so you retitle it and post it again. So bill gray.

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The more the amazing things I learn, Best, the greater is my impulse to share them with others.

In your case, my posts often provide you with the opportunity to do your obnoxious things of questioning motives instead of responding substantively.

Originally Posted by Contendah:
Originally Posted by Bestworking:

What ails you? Why all the spam? Why all the threads on the same subject? You don't get any action on one so you retitle it and post it again. So bill gray.

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The more the amazing things I learn, Best, the greater is my impulse to share them with others.

In your case, my posts often provide you with the opportunity to do your obnoxious things of questioning motives instead of responding substantively.

Hey blowhard, do us all a favor and stop sharing what you find amazing. The vast majority of us find you to be at least a half-bubble off level.

The more the amazing things I learn, Best, the greater is my impulse to share them with others.

In your case, my posts often provide you with the opportunity to do your obnoxious things of questioning motives instead of responding substantively.

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Oh, it's obnoxious to question you is it?? LOL! What's obnoxious is you making thread after thread about nothing subjects in an effort to pull people away from what really matters.

Originally Posted by Bestworking:

The more the amazing things I learn, Best, the greater is my impulse to share them with others.

In your case, my posts often provide you with the opportunity to do your obnoxious things of questioning motives instead of responding substantively.

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Oh, it's obnoxious to question you is it?? LOL! What's obnoxious is you making thread after thread about nothing subjects in an effort to pull people away from what really matters.

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Great... We've gone and elected a buncha whackjobs to run the country that believe a f$#&ing snake talked.  *headdesk*

Last edited by Road Puppy
Originally Posted by CaptainCrusader:
Originally Posted by Contendah:
Originally Posted by Bestworking:

What ails you? Why all the spam? Why all the threads on the same subject? You don't get any action on one so you retitle it and post it again. So bill gray.

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The more the amazing things I learn, Best, the greater is my impulse to share them with others.

In your case, my posts often provide you with the opportunity to do your obnoxious things of questioning motives instead of responding substantively.

Hey blowhard, do us all a favor and stop sharing what you find amazing. The vast majority of us find you to be at least a half-bubble off level.

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And of course YOU have taken a scientific poll to establish that, haven't you? Of course you haven't done anything of the sort, but that does not prevent you from blithering and driveling. 

 

Originally Posted by Contendah:
Originally Posted by direstraits:

Its with some amusement and trepidation I read that the Vatican is increasing the number of exorcists and updating the ceremony. Do they know something?  Still, I would have no problem with sending a few down to DC to do a general exorcism.  

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They could start with Ted Cruz!

 

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No, Pelosi and Reid are low hanging fruit, Two best arguments I've seen for demonic re-animation of corpses.  

 

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