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well...not really a duck, but a Goose. Close enough...I guess...same "race".
While wandering around my Parents pond.
Hasn't made headlines...yet.
This "bully" made repeated advances at me, trying to "nip" me, cheered on by the "honkings" of a gang (gaggle?) of other Geese.
I think it was a "Killen" goose, as it had on a Brooks High School T-shirt.
But...it could have been a drunken Colbert County Sheriff "drug detection" duck!
I am traumatized!!

p.s. I think the "Blackbirds cartel" put him/her up to it!
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Update: The Brooks duck has been arrested in downtown Florence for dealing drugs. Word on the street is that it will lose custody of all its eggs.

Tuscumbia police chief has disavowed any knowledge of duck since the arrest. The chief stated he thought he was buying Cold Duck and not hiring a secret operative fowl.

Dead horse is lobbying the TD for equal column space.
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Originally posted by Trutooit-II:
Update: The Brooks duck has been arrested in downtown Florence for dealing drugs. Word on the street is that it will lose custody of all its eggs.

Tuscumbia police chief has disavowed any knowledge of duck since the arrest. The chief stated he thought he was buying Cold Duck and not hiring a secret operative fowl.

Dead horse is lobbying the TD for equal column space.

---Still Just Me---


Thanks,
I will sleep better tonight...knowing that the offenders have been lawfully arrested!
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Originally posted by CageTheElephant:
well...not really a duck, but a Goose. Close enough...I guess...same "race".
While wandering around my Parents pond.
Hasn't made headlines...yet.
This "bully" made repeated advances at me, trying to "nip" me, cheered on by the "honkings" of a gang (gaggle?) of other Geese.
I think it was a "Killen" goose, as it had on a Brooks High School T-shirt.
But...it could have been a drunken Colbert County Sheriff "drug detection" duck!
I am traumatized!!

p.s. I think the "Blackbirds cartel" put him/her up to it!


I'll bet those Mississippi "Duck Boys" with the plastic baseball bat could tame that goose for you... Wink
quote:
Originally posted by CageTheElephant:
well...not really a duck, but a Goose. Close enough...I guess...same "race".
While wandering around my Parents pond.
Hasn't made headlines...yet.
This "bully" made repeated advances at me, trying to "nip" me, cheered on by the "honkings" of a gang (gaggle?) of other Geese.
I think it was a "Killen" goose, as it had on a Brooks High School T-shirt.
But...it could have been a drunken Colbert County Sheriff "drug detection" duck!
I am traumatized!!

p.s. I think the "Blackbirds cartel" put him/her up to it!


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