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It doesn't matter what party you are this is absolutely hilarious. This comes from a black comedian on a Canadian TV show:

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

1- He played the sax.

2- He smoked weed.

3-He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't. And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, I don't know, I never had one."

American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly.

Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.

Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming... Wow, What a ride!!"
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Originally posted by rob60660:
well the fist part was the comedian and that was funny.. then you had to go and kill it with your own beliefs.. gotta be a republican..
all I can say to you is in 2008 youll be saying "welcome to the White House Madame President"


Yep Rob, that is what happens when a good joke is interjected with personal beliefs... Oh well, don't matter, most of it was funny!
When did Hillary Clinton become a Madame? I personally met a former white house appointee from the clinton presidency this past week. From what I heard from this guy and his wife, Hillary Clinton was a *****. They also said Bill Clinton was bad for the country. Not to mention this guy resigned because he was asked to lie in front of Congress for bill clinton. Plus, I talked to a few soliders who gave me the vib the military doesn't support the clintons.

Give Liberals a problem, they will raise taxes to solve it.

Social Security is stupid. Give me my share every year and I could retire easily.
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Clinton was the finest Pres. our generation has seen to this point.

No deficit.

No enemies.

The World Trade Center was still standing.

There is an illusion that Republicans support the military. As a military officer, I can assure you that President Clinton gave the military far more pay raises than either of the Bushes.

The military members are working class, as are most everyone. How can anyone vote Republican and still be a part of the working class? Even if you THINK you are in the UPPER CLASS...there is a strong chance you are not. Unless your last name is Darby, Anderson, or Robbins....YOU ARE STILL MIDDLE to UPPER LOWER CLASS.

I know why. Abortion. Abortion and gay marriage carry the south. Period.

Do you honestly think, if even for a second, that any republican candidate cares for a second about either of these issues? NO. What they do know is that these two issues carry the south.

Unless your fam makes multi-millions...you are STUPID for voting republican. Period. I don't care what your parents taught you. Look into it.

Who's ya daddy?
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Originally posted by grnidalgrl:
Rob, don't count your chickens before they hatch! ;=}
grnidgrl, You can't get chickens if you use all the eggs for omelets. And if you don't have chickens you don't have omelets.
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming...
Wow, What a ride!!"
And the next line, I am so glad you were along for it.
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Originally posted by RollTide66:
When did Hillary Clinton become a Madame? I personally met a former white house appointee from the clinton presidency this past week. From what I heard from this guy and his wife, Hillary Clinton was a *****. They also said Bill Clinton was bad for the country. Not to mention this guy resigned because he was asked to lie in front of Congress for bill clinton. Plus, I talked to a few soliders who gave me the vib the military doesn't support the clintons.

Give Liberals a problem, they will raise taxes to solve it.

Social Security is stupid. Give me my share every year and I could retire easily.

That explains why taxes are so HIGH. Conservatives are always TRYING TO MAKE PROBLEMS and liberals are always trying to solve the Successes of Conservatives.
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Originally posted by slippage:
Clinton was the finest Pres. our generation has seen to this point.

No deficit.

No enemies.

The World Trade Center was still standing.

There is an illusion that Republicans support the military. As a military officer, I can assure you that President Clinton gave the military far more pay raises than either of the Bushes.

The military members are working class, as are most everyone. How can anyone vote Republican and still be a part of the working class? Even if you THINK you are in the UPPER CLASS...there is a strong chance you are not. Unless your last name is Darby, Anderson, or Robbins....YOU ARE STILL MIDDLE to UPPER LOWER CLASS.

I know why. Abortion. Abortion and gay marriage carry the south. Period.

Do you honestly think, if even for a second, that any republican candidate cares for a second about either of these issues? NO. What they do know is that these two issues carry the south.

Unless your fam makes multi-millions...you are STUPID for voting republican. Period. I don't care what your parents taught you. Look into it.

Who's ya daddy?


slippage, good post, welcome!
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Originally posted by meanasasnake:
Clinton during impeachment and now is still nearly twice as popular as little bush. I always find it amusing when you cannot cheer for your own man - you jeer at the one before him.


meanasasnake!!!!! HOW TRUE HOW TRUE!!!!

Honestly speaking... I would rather have a President that cannot keep his britches zipped... (which looks like it MAY happen again with this new Madam they busted, lol) than one who gets our people KILLED for their OWN personal agenda!!!!!!!!

And NO ONE can change my mind about that... Bush had an agenda with Iraq, which had NOTHING to do with WMD...

Saw on TV today a newsclip of him, a few months after they KNEW there were no WMD kidding around and "pretending" to look under his desk for them... HOW FREAKING SICK IS THAT??? Our people getting killed, and our President making jokes... wanna puke now?
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Originally posted by slippage:
Clinton was the finest Pres. our generation has seen to this point.

No deficit.

No enemies.

The World Trade Center was still standing.

There is an illusion that Republicans support the military. As a military officer, I can assure you that President Clinton gave the military far more pay raises than either of the Bushes.

The military members are working class, as are most everyone. How can anyone vote Republican and still be a part of the working class? Even if you THINK you are in the UPPER CLASS...there is a strong chance you are not. Unless your last name is Darby, Anderson, or Robbins....YOU ARE STILL MIDDLE to UPPER LOWER CLASS.

I know why. Abortion. Abortion and gay marriage carry the south. Period.

Do you honestly think, if even for a second, that any republican candidate cares for a second about either of these issues? NO. What they do know is that these two issues carry the south.

Unless your fam makes multi-millions...you are STUPID for voting republican. Period. I don't care what your parents taught you. Look into it.

Who's ya daddy?



YAY you!!!! For pointing out the OBVIOUS!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!

VERY VERY good reply.

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